relentless │ obey me!

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"This is outrageous! I can't believe this is even happenin'! I stop stayin' in MY human's room for a week and this happens? How long have you been sleepin' in the same bed?!"

Asmodeus blinked up from his newly painted glittering nails and gave Mammon a cold look.

"You're getting annoying, Mammon. It's time to move on! We sleep together sometimes, what's the big deal?"

"What's the big deal?! You're a creep! You shouldn't be sleepin' with em!"

"If creeps shouldn't be sleeping with them, why do you think you get to sleep with them, Mammon?"

"Are... are ya callin' me a creep?! Do you know who you're taking to?!"

You sighed quietly from beside them, eyes closed as you tried to take a nap.

"I'm talking to my sleaze of a brother."

"SLEAZE? D'ya hear that? ...What are ya doing sleepin'? Wake up!"

"Mammon, don't speak a single word for five minutes."

"Hmmm...! HMMM!"

Asmodeus giggled, bringing a hand up to his mouth. "Hehe. Not so tough anymore, huh, Mammon? It's kind of relieving to see you have to bend to the will of a human."

Mammon glared at him, crossing his arms.

"Continuing on, I don't see what's so bad about sleeping in their room. I mean, basically everyone does it."

"...HMMM?! HM!" Mammon turned to you next, eyes wide. "Hmm! Hm hmmm hmmm!"

"I have no idea what you're trying to say."

"I mean, they even slept in Lucifer's room that one time. Hm. Twice. And then Levi had a sleepover in your room. Then Beelzebub just happened to pass out on your couch. And Belphie even made your table his bed!"

"Asmo..."

"What, dear?" Asmodeus sent you a charming smile.

"You're making me less attracted to you."

Asmodeus gaped, blinking rapidly in disbelief before anger took over him. "...What? How does me talking even have anything to do with my beauty? I'll have you know, I spent years—no, millenniums, trimming myself to be the best looking being in the entire three realms! And for you to just look at me right in the eyes and utter such vile and hurtful words... I was the most beautiful angel and now I'm the most beautiful and beloved demon, so you better—"

"YA SLEPT IN LUCIFER'S ROOM?!" Mammon finally erupted, waving his arms around. "WHY?! DID HE CURSE YA? I'LL KILL HIM!"

"Well, first of all, you already knew I did. Second of all, you told me to."

Mammon stopped waving his arms around. "I did?"

"Yes," you sighed out, exhausted. "And how is it my fault you all are so clingy?"

"Clingy is cute," Asmodeus mumbled in defense of himself.

"Doesn't matter! You shouldn't let 'em sleep in your room! That's an order!"

"Mammon, look, how about—"

"Listen to me!" Mammon grabbed you by the shoulders. "Look at me in the eyes! I am the safest outta all my brothers, so ya should always sleep with me! I'm your first! You should always rely on me!"

"You once said you were gonna feed me to the demons... or eat me. You said something. I know it."

"What? When?!"

"Back when we first met."

"I would never do such a thing and besides, if I even did do that...I'm a changed man!"