FOX NEWS EXPOSED

SCANDALOUS

        starts with stupid walrus men who does the propoganda book reviews interviewing sean hanity. (stupid old fcmer hanity can't even buy hair dye anymore fuck you) so they r taking about hanitys new book :3

hanity is like... my newest book... is also my last.. (i hope you die) this book is different from all the rest... it's not about politics.. it's about someone...

*sound goes quiet, camera zooms away from tv, we see a hand holding a remote turn it off. dead silence, a sigh. camera changes to face the person, omg it's TUCKER CARLSON!!! he gets up off the couch and goes out of frame, cut to black*

da next day...

"hello everybody welcome back to the tucker carlson show.. today we're here to talk about hanitys new book, 'bills and bondage' ..whag and INTERESTING title. now, we're receiving reports that this story is actually about hanitys pass LOVER. who was a MAn. absolutely revolting. more at 7."

backstage... tucker gets a text on his iphone 5 (fucking loser) from BIG SEAN 😼

i saw ur show tonight.. i know you miss me... just give me a call... i miss u a lot babgboy

idfk carlson mad 😡 and then it's back to hanity being big sad depression and then we get flashes of all the good times he and tucker had :D

PLOT TWIST... turns out TRUMP read the book. he is ANGRY!! turns out han it and trump used 2 be married!! trump pulls out their wedding picture and strokes it... talking about how he will kill zhem all...

omg tucker and sean r making out!!!! and it's live on fox news!!! and the white women has her jaw like : |_________________________| O EM GEE!!! trump breaks into fox news with his wife, they r screaming about how they r here to IRRIDICATE THE GAYS!! omg tucker and sean are FCUKING ON THE GROIND!!! and then.. omg is that ANDREW COOPER? TALKING ABOIT HOW BOTB TRUMP AND MELENJA WERE IN HOMOSEUXAL RELATIONSHIPS? first is melenias relationship.. her and ben shapiro's wife.. they have hot lesbian sezy time....  and then trump. trump choked hanity thru tears.. WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME SEANY!! WAS MY GROILLA GRIP EXTRA JUICY HOLE NOT ENOUGH FKR YOU??!

trump kills hanity.. and then... da world 🌍💥

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