sneezing >_> ...

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okaeee . So if you didnt already know , i dont like people sneezing by me or anywhere near me .

If you do just so happen to sneeze by me , i will hold my breath until i feel like it is save to breathe again .

Ive done it before .. for the longest too xD

So this girl was sick and she was sniffling and coughimg everywhere , and me being me i asked her if she was sick  -_-  .. anyways she said yes and i nodded getting back to my 1 2 3's  ya knooow what im saaayyying ?!

so after a couple of minutes she just stopped sniffling and paused , i wasnt paying attention cause i was counting on my fingers to tryna figure out the answer to my math puzzle .

AND OUTTA THE CLEAR BLUE SKY THIS TURTLE NECK , FAKE ASS EYESBROWS , LAME AND I KNOW IT , ILL SUCK YO DICK ALLLLLL NIGHT FOR LOVE , WISH MY FOOD STAMPS COULD BUY ME CLOTHES , DUMBO FACED ASS BITCH SNEEZES ALL OVER MY PAPER AND ON MY DESK ....

As soon as that sneeze left her lips i held my breath , like it was a reflex .. you dont u nderstannnnnnd  how fast i held my breath .

So right after she sneezed she was like " *-* ermahgawddd aoki im so sorry !!"  I just got up with my breath still being held and throw a tissue box at her head .. like im so serious i threw it at her and she was like "'-' whut was that .."  then i picked up the hand sanitizer and chucked it at her desk .

After thaaat i exited the class room and started to breath again xDD .

I WASS SO UPSET ABOUT HER SNEZZING ON MY SHIT !!

i left my pencil in that class and my paper . That paper is still in the grade book as missing cx .

I no longer sit in that seat , or by little becky . And im germ free xD .

I HATE SNEEZES .. ID LIKE THEM.

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