Ámbar: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.
Gaston: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
Gaston: Here's some advice
Matteo: I didn't ask for any
Gaston: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
Luna: You love me, right, Matteo?
Matteo: Normally, I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don't like it.
Matteo: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail
Gaston: No it's my fault, I shouldn't've used my one phone call to prank call the police
Gaston: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Nina: Go the fuck to sleep
Gaston: What gif I don't want to?
Nina: Fuck You
Jazmin: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Ambar: Next time you're working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Simon: There were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
Nina: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Gaston: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Nina, desperately, as Gaston bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Gaston: Oh! B positive.
Nina: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Gaston:
Nico: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Pedro: You're a hazard to society
Simon: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
Simon: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.
Ambar: Oh, you've been?
Simon: Once. In Monopoly.
Gaston: What time is it?
Matteo: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Matteo: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Luna: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Matteo: It's 2 am
Ambar: We need to get through this locked door. Luna, give me your credit card.
Luna: Here.
Ambar, pocketing it: Thanks. Simon, kick down the door.
Luna: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Gaston: Not if they consent to it.
Matteo: Depends who you're stabbing.
Nina: YES?!?
Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Benicio: Shit.
Emilia: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Ambar: OH MY GOD RAMIRO FELL OFF!!!
Matteo: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Luna: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Matteo: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING GASTON WITH ME
Nina, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
Emilia: Yo is Benicio sleeping or dead?
Ambar: Hopefully dead, I hated their guts.
Ramiro: Yeah, so did I.
Benicio: Okay first of all, fuck you-
*Matteo is cooking*
Gaston: Any chance that's for me?
Matteo: It's for Luna. I'm planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Nina: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
Luna: Why are your tongues purple?
Simon: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Matteo: I had a red one.
Luna: oh
Luna:
Luna: OH
Jazmin:
Jazmin: You drank each other's slushies?
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