Aang: In your opinion, what's the worst type of death?
Mai: Murder by being kicked down a flight of stairs.
Aang: How would you know?
Mai, crying: I did the kicking!
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Korra: People have been so stupid today, I HAVE HAD IT!
Lin: Korra, get your d@mn hand out of the f***ing blender.
Korra, realising it's too late: OH S***!
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Rangi: If you had ten cookies, and I asked for one- How many would you have?
Kyoshi, being the cinnamon roll she is: None...
Rangi: YOU'D HAVE NINE, ITS BASIC MATH, KYOSHI.
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Narcissa: I am done, absolutely done. YOU ARE SO STUPID!
Bellatrix, eating Doritos: Are you talking to me or Sirius?
Regulus, seeing penny: I SMELL PENNIES!
Narcissa: I was talking to Reggie, Bella. Honestly!
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James, if he lived: Harry, when you get to Hogwarts call Severus whatever mean name you can think of. Cool?
Harry: Okay!
One week later...
Lily, if she also lived: JAMES WHY DOES IT SAY THAT HARRY CALLED HIS PROFESSOR SNIVELLUS?!
James, crying: I'm so proud of our boy!
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