The Avengers, What The Hell!

chapter one

Here's chapter one , because I don't want to sleep tonight!

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Third person pov...

Natasha plunges the scepter into the heart of the device.
Just as the portal closes, Tony falls through back to earth.
The Avengers look up and see Tony reappear.

"Son of a gun!" Yells Steve
Iron Man plummets to the ground.

"He’s not slowing down." Thor comments

Thor prepares to fly at Stark and catch him when the Hulk
grabs him out of the air, slides down the side of a building
and crashes to the ground in front of Thor and Cap.

Hulk throws Iron Man off him and Thor and Cap run over. Thor pulls off Iron Man’s face plate and Cap listens for a
heartbeat, then sees the arc reactor is not glowing.
Suddenly the Hulk roars and beats his chest.

Tony, shocked,gasps and opens his eyes, looking around.

"What the hell? What just happened?
Please tell me nobody kissed me." Said Tony breathlessly

Steve smiles at him "We won" he said to Tony

"Alright, Hey. Alright. Good job,guys. Let’s just not come in tomorrow. Let’s just take a day.You ever tried shawarma? There’s ashawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don’t know what it is,but I wanna try it" said Tony going of on one of his many rants.

"We’re not finished yet." Said Thor angry before flying off.

"And then shawarma after?" Questioned Tony.

Stark Tower

Loki crawls over to a stair and turns to see the Avengers
surrounding him. Hawkeye has an arrow aimed at his face.
Natasha is holding his scepter. Hulk growls.

"If it’s all the same to you, I’ll have that drink now" says loki hold it his hands in surrender.

Downtown...

A bright light appeared and disappeared just as quick, it left two girls where it happened,  the oldest of the two girls was 16 while the younger one was 13.

"What the hell happened here" said the older one looking around they saw destruction everywhere, not much was standing. As the older girl looked around the younger girl saw something familiar.

"Hey Jazz" said the younger girl, Jazz then turned around and her jaw dropped just like her sisters did.

"What the f*ck" cursed Jazz as she stared up at the building her sister was pointing at.

A few streets along they saw the remains of stark tower.

"If that's stark tower then this must be after the battle of new York in Avengers" muttered jazz to herself.

Before they Could move the Avengers arrived , they looked so much cooler in real life, the hero's Surrounded the to you girls who are at the center of the energy blast they saw on the readings.

"Who are you kid, how did you get here" asked Steve trying to sound less demanding.

"Hi I'm Jazz this is Erin, we don't know some kind of blue light appeared and dropped us here" answered the older girl.

"Maybe the Tesseract caused it" said Tony as he lifted up his face plat, "you two are ominous other us until further notice" said Steve .

Both girls shrugged "Sure why not they" said at the same time.

The end!

hope you like his chapter, not very long I know!

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