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"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome to ThunderClan's talent show!" Berrystumpytail announced.

Pawkit looked around. The stage was the Highledge and every single cat of ThunderClan was there. The elders sat in the corner, the sick cats watched from the medicine cat den, Medicineguy covering their mouths, and the kits got a spot near the nursery. The cats who were performing got ready in the leader's den. Pawkit and her siblings were getting ready for their act. They had already gotten into the costumes Poisonivy, Mousedung, Maplesyrup and Oofman had stolen from some Twolegs and were cleaning their fur now.

"Our first act, drum roll please..." Berrystumpytail began.

Everyone drummed their paws on the ground.

"Poisonivy and Nyancat!" Berrystumpytail shouted.

Brownpoop, Poisonivy's mate, gave a cheer.

"Go Nyancat!" Mousedung, Nyancat's mate shouted.

Poisonivy and Nyancat were wearing tutus and started doing ballet, although Nyancat toppled over a few times since she's expecting. When they were finished, everyone clapped and the performers jumped off the Highledge, landing on Walkingstick and Jumpmario.

"Oi! You stupid cats!" Walkingstick grumbled.

"YOU IDIOTS I KILL YOU GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF GET OFF" screeched Jumpmario.

"Oof," Poisonivy muttered under her breath.

"Next up!" Berrystumpytail continued. "Kitkit, Pawkit, Bluekit and Orangekit!"

"HUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRYYYYYYYY!!!!!!" Soupkit cheered.

Medicineguy quickly came back and stuffed some herbs in Soupkit's mouth.

"HHHHUUUUNNNHHHHHHEEEEEEEE!!!!" Soupkit's voice was muffled by the herbs.

"Why did the cat cross the Thunderpath?" Kitkit asked.

"Because it was a mouse-brain! Duh!" Pawkit replied.

Everyone laughed except Jumpmario.

"Classic joke," she grumbled.

Pawkit sighed and fell asleep on the stage as her siblings continued the act beside her, jumping over her body at the same time.