P6: Eren x Hange

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Me: Okay this is a cool ship!
What do you think?

Eren: ME AND HANGE SAN?! Isn't she Levi's age?

Me: yes, now What do you think?

Eren: WHAT DO I THINK?!

I just came back from the dead, I need time to revitalise so I can really open my damn eyes and see this properly or I will murder 80 percent of humanity and-

Me: shut up! Stop whining!!

Eren: you remind me of Levi-

Me: good you have another Levi to deal with! Now, say your opinions, don't hurt the readers in any way shape or form! You have to portray your opinions in a nice way.

Eren: I needed to record what you just said, anyway here are my opinions on this....
Ship 💀

1) she is CRAZY! Even when she isn't acting like it she acts so crazy on experiments and Me!

2) Okay I don't know thing is, She is like 30 or 40 I don't know! But I miss her.

3) She is a good commander but seriously not my type.

Me: yeah I cried when Hange died :f

Eren: I missed her.. maybe if it wasn't for me she would still be alive breathing today!

Me: Yeah I literally miss her so much! I loved her craziness!!!

Eren: how?! I mean yeah she was cool, but she was sugar high for Titans..

Me: That's why they ship you two, because Hange is sugar high for your Titan.

Eren: Huh.?

Me: Yepp!!! Embarrassed or surprised???

Eren: Both actually, I'm more cringed by it.

Me: Okayy enough chit chat! Next.

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