Eren reacts to ships!! (Inspired)

P2: Eren x Historia

Me: Okay! Eren, your thoughts?
Yes I died trying to find an innocent erehisu picture.

Eren: Not to be rude but... I don't know.

Me: so you don't like this ship?

Eren: well not really since everybody thinks I am a father?

Me: I know you aren't but do you like this ship or not? Or do you have any opinions on this ship?

Eren: Uh okay let me say my opinions

1) me and historia are just friends and nothing else. I have protected her but let's not romanticise that ;-;

2) it's a decent ship, but the people that ship me and her are apparently toxic.

3) I am not a father, farmer is the father. I never went in the bed with her.

That's it really.

Me: so confirmation...
Do you dislike?
Do you like it?
Or both?

Eren: I think both, I haven't really thought of historia in that way but we are close friends 😌

Me: okay that ends the erehisu convo! Onto the next one. I don't know if you'll like it ✨