Spy School Oneshots

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Hello! I'm back. This is just a fun idea I had a few nights ago. I decided to create it into a Oneshot. It does have Erica in it, but also characters from other books. I will also be making a Spy School At Sea book soon. 

A bunch of characters are teleported into a room. 

BlackWidowErica: Hello people. We all know you have had very hard lives. But which one of you has had it the hardest? The winner will get something. 

Black Widow: Ok. This is easy. I was trained when I was 7 to become an assassin. I killed thousands of people and had no other way around it. I became depressed and sad. Someone was sent to kill me, but he kept me alive. We became friends. Then he got mind controlled to fight me. I had to defeat villain over villain trying to make up for what I did. It never worked. I could never get over the guilt of killing all those people. I finally had to die to save my people, my friends, the Universe, and I never got to see the final result. I did not even know if we won. Soooooo, I think I have had the worst life. 

All the women: Nooooo. That's a fairytale compared to our stories.

Black Widow: Really? Who can do better than that?"

Hermione: I can. I am Hermione Granger. I have had the worst life. I was a normal girl until I turned twelve. I then got a letter that told me I would be a wizard. I was excited at first, but then I was bullied for being a regular human. I then became best friends with one of the most famous wizards ever known. We saved the day year after year. I did a lot of work to help him out, but he got all the credit and fame. I also had to kill people just to save my world too. Some of my closest friends died. And in the end, I still never got to rest, because I became Minister of Magic. Sooooo, I had the worst life. 

Erica: Hey. I have had it worse. I was trained my entire life to be a spy. To be emotionless. To be like a robot. I never had a fun childhood. I was never normal. Then I went to a school where I trained even harder to be a spy. Oh I forgot, my parents were divorced and hated each other and I had to meet with my mother in secret and I always hated my father. I could only see my grandpa every once in a while, because he would be hiding underground. I fell in love with a guy at my school, going against everything I've ever learned. Then he died and the CIA literally did nothing about it. Finally they brought in a horrible boy to be bait. Their operation failed of course, so I had to do it myself. I defeated the evil group that killed my boyfriend, only for my father to steal all the credit. Then I found out that my boyfriend had actually faked his death and joined the evil side. I had to fight and almost kill him several times. And he tried to kill me too. I became emotionless and cruel, just like I was supposed to be, and was not that happy. 

Katniss: I'm sorry. You all have such sad stories. But they don't compare to mine. My father died when I was very young. I had to take care of my family by illegally hunting. My sister was picked for the Hunger Games, and I took her spot for her knowing I would die. The person I hate was my partner. I then was trained to kill people. I also had to act like I was in love with the person I hated. I killed innocent little children, and watched people I loved die. I somehow won, but defied the capital doing so. They threatened to kill everyone I loved. I had to marry this guy I didn't like and then go back to the Hunger Games and kill more people. Then I lost the boy I was starting to fall in love with and my home was destroyed. I then was trained to lead a revolution I did not want to be part of. The boy I started to fall in love with was tortured and worked with the capital. In the revolution, many people I loved died. We finally got the guy I liked back, only to find that he hated me. The revolution won, and my sister was killed. I was forced to kill the old president, and knew that the new world would be the same so I killed the new one instead and became a fugitive for a little. Then I married the guy I did not like, and lived not so happily ever after. 

Black Widow: That's not that sad. I think I should win. 

Hermione: No, I definitely had it the worse. 

A fight brakes out between the women.

Mare Barrow: Wait! I think I have had it the hardest. 

Black Widow: Who are you? When did you get here?

Mare: I've always been here. I've just been in the corner. 

Black Widow: Well you couldn't of had a worse life than us. Did you have to kill a bunch of people?

Mare: Yes.

Hermione: Did you have to watch as those you liked died?

Mare: Yes. 

Erica: Did your boyfriend betray you?

Mare: Yes. 

Hermione: Were you forced to lead a revolution?

Mare: Yes. 

Everyone except Mare: Did you have a bad childhood?

Mare: Yes

Black Widow: Did you have to fight people who were being controlled by someone?

Mare: Yes

Hermione: Were you constantly overshadowed by someone?

Mare: Yes. 

Erica: Did your boyfriend try to kill you?

Mare: Yes. Then he imprisoned me for half a year. 

Katniss: Were you forced to marry someone you did not like?

Mare: Yes. 

BlackWidowErica: Wow she has had a worse life than all of yours put together. LOL why do all the female protagonists have horrible lives. Well Mare wins. You all can go back now. 

Everyone is teleported back into their own stories. 

Well that's it. If you don't know any of the characters, Black Widow is from the MCU, Hermione is from Harry Potter, Katniss is from Hunger Games, and Mare is from Red Queen. If you don't know who Erica is, why are you here? That's all for today.

-BWE