Dad
You still didn't answer my question btw
Toddler
Exactly how many men do you think I seduced until now?
bc it's 0 for your information how tf should I know that
Dad
Idk I just thought you have a brain????
Toddler
And you don't?
Dad
I can't use it rn okay
Toddler
Fair
read
okay so since he's a fan of you it should be easy
BUT don't take advantage of him bc he idolizes you
he's still a human being and this is already fucked up enough just bc yk... model and fan
Dad
yeah ik no need to rub that in my face
Toddler
Okay so he's soft right
Dad
a baby to be exact
Toddler
Dude that sounds creepy
Dad
SHUT UP he's not much younger than me
Toddler
mhm
Okay sooo maybe make plans for "dates" but yk you don't call them dates you'll pretend it's totally hetero
ik that will be hard for you but I believe in you
Dad
fuck u
Toddler
do you want my help or not
read
thought so
maybe go on a picnic
Dad
that's not very hetero
Toddler
yes it is make it a manly picnic
like with... beer idk
Dad
have you seen him?
Toddler
no?
he never went to MY fansigns as far as I know
not that I ever had some
but still
Dad
yeah well I'm like 100% sure he is a lightweight
i'm not gonna make him drunk that is a VERY bad idea
Toddler
... sure
he'd probably outdrink your ass you just don't want to say smth stupid
Dad
that is NOT true
read
but yeah the picnic thing is a cute idea i guess
maybe i'll take him to the movies first
... to watch a manly movie
Toddler
OMG IS THAT A BRAIN CELL I SEE??
HYUNG TAKE HIM TO WATCH A HORROR MOVIE
Dad
WAIT YOU'RE RIGHT
I'M SO SMART
I'LL DO THAT OMG I CAN'T WAIT
he'll probably be so cute I'm dying already just thinking about it
thank you son omg you're my favourite child I knew I could trust u
also this is the first time I see u using honorifics
Toddler
Wait let me delete that i take it back
Dad
the disrespect
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ik this was a serious story once upon a time but I cant take anything seriously to anyone who ever liked this fanfic I'm so sorry
YOU ARE READING
Bad Idea
FanfictionWhere Eunwoo is a model and Moonbin is his fan. But what happens if the model falls for a fan? A Twitter AU (but also with some real-life mixed in hehe c:<) Purposefully short chaps I will not be continuing this.
