when we walked into the building it looked barren no one was there but the front manager we walked up to him and elvis asked "what is going on here where is everybody" the manager said in a really strict voice "this establishment is being closed down because of the amount of hitmen working here also your boss has retired sorry for u fuckhead" we were in shock even zach couldnt drink his big gulp of milk vodka "NO FUCKIN WAY YOU KIDDING RIGHT OUR BOSS WOULDT QUIT EVEN IF HE WAS FORCED TO" yelled alex with rage and anger and finally my reaction was the worst of them all i grabbed a dildo outof my bag and slapped him silly and i kept yelling "MUSLIM DILDO MUSLIM DILDO MUSLIM DILDO" elvis and zach pulled me back and through the dildo across the room through the glass window and across the street i felt so much rage but then i realized something "EARLY RETIREMENT" i yelled with glee and ran out the car and the other guys came running to the car and we all drove off in the van and got home and our pet panda felix saw us running through the door and jumped with joy and later that night elvis and i were watching tv we were watching the food network they were making taco elvis was drooling all over my leg it was gross we planned to see all of the crew for our retirement party we had prepared dunkin donuts and elvis was pissed cause he wanted chipotle and ihe insisted so as i walking out someone knocked on the door "maybe its the crew ZACH GET THE BEER READY" i yelled i opened the door but whened i opened up the door to a big yellow nose and black eyes "BUBBA WAT DA FUK ARE U DOING HERE"
