the defense

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there in the flesh we saw bubba jr with a baseball bat and two other guys with ak-47s "your colin right" said bubba jr in a mafia style voice "no im the pizza guy WHO THE FUCK DO U THINK I AM" i said with the gun behind my back "thats no way to be talkin to a guy like me with these gentlemen behind me holding some heavy duty weapons here eh mate" said bubba jr sounding a little more annoyed "do you the right to bear arms hm" i said trying to distract bubba as best i could "what did you just say to me" bubba jr was getting even more pissed now i could hear it in his voice and the way he was speaking "you know the second amdenment the right to bear arms dont you know that specific one" i said with a grin on my face i was enjoying this alot "alright SCREW THIS men blow the house up with the grenades in the car got it" said bubba jr with angry tone "yes sir mr B" said the men is suits they ran over to the car to pick up thesess grenades when but then when bubba turned around to brag he saw in his face a gun pointed right at big stupid nose and i was about to shoot when i heard gun fire at the car they were shooting at me the bastards didnt even realize that one of them had the grenades in his hands and i shot and BOOOM the car exploded by that moment i knew that bubba jr was calling in reinforcements to destory the crew house and i took the measunary precausions and set the house up with a smoothie gun and semen rockets zach grabbed a wine bottle and made it into a molotov and started throwing them all over "zach wat are u doing" asked elvis still holding the assult rifle but strangely changed the machete to a dildo bat "MAKIN HISTORY ELVIS" said zach still throwing molotovs all over alex was the only one not doing anything alex he was scratching his ass the hole time and taking a nap  "enough talking time to rock these motherfukers" said bubba with a big rape smile on his face "IM COMING FOR YOU" yelled bubba in a voice of glory and when we walked out hell was about to break loose

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