𝐒𝐀𝐕𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐄𝐍 ── 𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫

INCORRECT QUOTES

Taehyung: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I'd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Indie:
Namjoon:

Taehyung:

Indie: I'm gonna tell him.

Namjoon: Don't you dare.

Indie: Okay Google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best way to get revenge is to let go and live well. 
Indie: 
Indie: Bing, how do I get—

*Jungkook at School*

Friend 1: Did you know, I sleep with a shield at night!
Friend 2: Ha! I sleep with a knife that my dad gave me!
Jungkook, laughing quietly:   
Friend 1: Oh yeah Mr. Badass? What do you sleep with?
Jungkook: Indie. 

Hoseok: Say "roast" twice
Indie: Roast, roast
Hoseok: Spell "roast"
Indie: R-O-A-S-T
Hoseok: Say "roast" twice again.
Indie: Roast, roast
Hoseok: What do you put in a toaster?
Indie: a knife
Hoseok: Haha gotem, what what—

Indie: Who the fuck at my fucking peice of cake?! I swear I'll hunt you down, I'll fucking murder you, spit it—
Jimin: I did, I'm sorry Ind—
Indie: How was it? I hope it tasted good, I wasn't going to eat it anyway. I'm not that sweet-toothed. 
BTS:
BH:

ARMY:

Universe:
Yoongi: the cake's frosting wasn't whipped but you are

*BTS trying to prank Indie*

BTS: Open up, it's the police
Indie: what do you want?
BTS: We just want to talk
Indie: how many of you are out there?
BTS: seven
Indie: talk to each other then. 

*Indie arriving home late*

Indie: am I in trouble?
Jin: have a guess
Indie: no?
Jin: have another guess

*at a slumber party*

BTS: *is woken by some noises* *walks downstairs until they find Indie wearing a party hat*
Taehyung: ...what are you doing?
Indie: Celebrating the death of my dear sanity and sleep schedule. I made cake. 
Yoongi: *has already put on a hat and is eating cookies* 

*After a test at school*

Indie: What did you get for question 23?

Jungkook: dunno...24.879 or something like that

Indie:

Indie: Jungkook...
Indie:...we took an english test.