santana lopez imagines (x reader)

i do

   (quinntana type beat)

"i'm so over this and it hasn't even started yet, i'm clearly the hottest bitch in this lousy joint but i'm all alone stuck sitting here with you two. " santana said looking between both you and quinn. you were currently at mr. shue and ms. pillsbury wedding waiting for the ceremony to start. as you looked around all you saw were couples on couples on couples.

"do you want me to slap you again" quinn replied handing you her lipstick. 

you stared at the two confusion written all over your face as you glided the lipstick over your lips. "when the hell did that happen? and why the hell did i miss it?"

"trust me y/n you don't wanna know" santana said with a slight chuckle, placing her hand on your thigh. "i hate weddings and i hate valentine's day. they were invented by breeders to sell cheap chocolate and false hope"

quinn turned her head for a slight second as a weird man smiled and waved at her. feeling disgusted she turned back to you and groaned, "you wanna know what i hate?"

"men" y'all said in unison. "yea q we know, you've only said it thousand times" you were clueless to why quinn said she hated men so much and then goes and ends out with another one. she's did the same thing since middle school. and you weren't even sure if she was allowed to date at that time.

"i know- i know y/n but seriously every single last one of them is a pig. except maybe mr.shue and al roker. and you wanna know what? y'all are right i do let men define me, but not anymore. like gloria steinem said 'a woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle'."

"honey that made like no sense at all" you laughed, taking quinns hand into your own. "but i do find it quite attractive that you're finally starting to grow up and not obsess over men" looking between santana and quinn, you three started to laugh.

"al roker is disgusting by the way"

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AT THE RECEPTION

after the wedding turned into a disaster and Ms. Pillsbury left the building, you all moved on to the reception that her parents and Mr. Shue still allowed to happen for some reason...

"i can't believe that really just happened"

santana turned to look at you and quinn with wide eyes, "i know right, who would have known mr.shue would have this bad of a flop."

walking around the three of you turned to the dance floor as brittany and sam danced together. "i can't believe that they're really together" santana sighed.

"i can't believe that we're here alone" you continued.

"exactly, i even saw kurt and blaine leave out of the car together." quinn finished. taking as though you needed a drink, you lead the girls over to the bar.

"sorry ladies can i see some ID?" the man said, scanning your faces.

"i'm 25, the names rosario cruz, i might be related to penelope"

"emily stark, barely legal"

you turned to quinn and twirled your hair, "well that's good i heard your professors are into that" the two others chuckled as you continued.  "julia mckellan, 23, songwriter and former dancer for beyoncé. yeah that beyonce" 

believing you the bartender handed each of you a glass of wine.

turning to the crowd santana gently bumped your shoulders, "you know we always were three ends to the same bitch goddess spectrum."

smiling you put your head on her shoulder, "maybe that's why we love eachother so much"

"and slap eachother" quinn finished. looking over at you two quinn bite her lip, "you know i have to say rosario and julia, y'all are killing it in those dresses"

you and santana raised your eyebrows at eachother but shortly smirked. "thanks" you said in unison.

"look at those romantic saps" santana mumbled pointing to britt and sam. "you know they may have love, but y'all wanna know what we are that they aren't"

"flawless"

"and sexy" you continued and you all clinked glasses.

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after many many many drinks later you and the girls were very drunk. dancing and twerking all over eachother. you were feeling it. you knew that your night would end well.

santana slapped you and quinns ass once more before she turned you around and kissed  your lips softly, gripping quinns ass in the process. "i can't get enough of this."

quinn smirked and grabbed both of your hands, "y'all wanna come up to the room i booked?" 

you looked up at santana and kissed quinns lips tasting her strawberry lip balm. licking your lips she stared into your soul, "well lets go. i won't be horny all night."

quinn grabbed you and santanas shoulders and gently shook y'all, "lets go have awesome lady sex". you linked your right arm with santana and your left with quinn. you were sure this would be a fun night.

on your way up to the hotel room you socialized about exactly what you would do to each other, santana teasingly moaned into you and quinns ear which just turned you on even more. just as you were about to kiss quinn again brittany and sam came walking up to you.

"hey quinn, san and my favorite unicorn." brittany said with the brightest smile, as sam waved to you, you waved back but was silently hoping for this conversation to already be over.

"hey lady and gent. it feels as if its been forever since we hung, right brittany? well me, y/n and san were just gonna go have some sweet lady se-"

santana then quickly covered quinn's mouth as you smiled awkwardly at the two blondes infront of you, "were gonna go have some sweet candy in my hotel room"

"i want some candy"

santana leaned over to whisper in your ear, "we don't really have candy babe, I'm saying that so that they can leave us alone.

"oh.." whenever you got drunk you could never spot the obvious.

britt then looked up pretty sad, "can i have some candy?"

"we'll bring you some later britt-britt"

"oh ok well have fun,i love you guys." and with that britt and sam left, making you three bust out laughing at how clueless they were. though you kinda felt bad. you would be sure to bring her some actual candy before you want back to new york.

around two minutes later.. you hit the hotel room, you all walked to it stumbling and laughing while quinn opened the door. as you walked in santana looked at both you and quinn with dark eyes. "take off your clothes."

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WHEW, I have always loved the "I DO" episode, all because of the amazing Quinntana moments. Like that HOOKUP SCENE gay magic. So I wanted to make a scenario as if YOU were in the moment with them. I don't know how y'all feel about smut so if you're comfortable and would like me to make a part 2 containing that, just let me know. I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. But I hope you all enjoyed this, and I will try to start updating more frequently. Ive been pretty busy with school and family things but I have some drafts that I can continue and post for y'all. Don't forget to vote and comment. if you made it this far I LOVE YOU and I hope you have an amazing Day or Night.