Periods

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How the Gallaghers would react to your first period.

Ian-
Helps you but pads. 
Tries to explain what it is but ends up asking Debbie to talk.
Stays out of your way unless getting you food.
Makes comments about how he's too gay for this"I don't know how people like those things." 

Mickey-
"Mandy uses to use these I think?" Throws you tampons.
"they go up the hole for dicks."
"Why you get them? uh, The fuck if I know."
Buys you chocolate and heating pads

Debbie-
"If I birthed Franny, you can deal with cramps."
Does the WORST job explaining periods
Starts talking about hot girls for no reason
Tells you to use pads

Carl-
"Get away from me."
"UNless you bleeding because you got shot or stabbed, I don't care."
Eventually buys menstrual cups 
Buys you weed so you "chill"

Fiona-
"I remember Debbies first period."
explains them really well
Gives you $20 to buy pads. 
Shows you with a diagram how to use a tampon
Tells everyone else to leave you alone.

Veronica/ Kev-
Buys you anything you need
Lets you have a whole bathroom a the bar for yourself
Veronica explains periods to you while Kev looks disgusted. 
"Our girls will have to go through this!" He's outraged that his girls will get cramps
Gives you free alcohol. 
Points out weed dealer 

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