Y/N L/N is a 17 year old elemental dragon slayer. Her magic as a wizard is powerful, but even without magic her skills are still amazing. Y/N usually spends her time alone, looking for her dragon or fighting people who want to fight, get on her nerv...
Life is precious! To be treasured! I know this! I know exactly how much I value the lives of my beloved friends... I'm full aware! Of that I'm certain!!!
"S-Seduction?" Y/N stuttered, putting her hands up and waving them quickly in front of her face. "Y-you don't understand, seduction is NOT a strength of mine..." Y/N shuffled her feet and looked at the ground.
"I bet you'll be great at it!" Natsu exclaimed, already pushing her towards the magic box thingy (actually called a Method Actor Box, I looked it up.) The box creaked open when it noticed somebody approaching and more smoke billowed out.
"This is a little spookey~ (Pat and Jen, anyone?...Author-chan will stop talking now...)" She muttered, reluctantly taking a step towards the box. "I-I really don't think this is going to work..."
"Of course it is! You just have to believe!"
"Yeah, but I haven't really dated or anything, so I don't know anything about how to sedu-" Y/N started, only to be cut off by a door slamming shut. She heard a knob turning and the occasional grumbles from Natsu as he tried to pick the right setting.
"This one!" He finally shouted, the door opening slowly and dramatically.
Wooooowww~(You know that sound effect Fairy Tail has when their showing a girl or boy doing some weird thing or in a weird outfit? That's what the wow is. If you get what I'm saying.)
Y/N stepped out in a blue skirt and nothing but a top half of a skimpy bikini to cover the top of her body. "This is totally fine my dudes" She said, desperately trying to hide her body. Natsu tried to avoid eye contact as he crept behind the magic box.
"Ok, I smell him coming." He remarked pointing at the hallway.
"Me too. He'll be here in minutes." She replied, stepping out so that Hughes will be able to see her. "I wish I could just punch his face in... Curse the element of surprise!" Y/N stood their awkwardly, still awaiting their enemy, who was coming closer by the second.
"Strike a pose, or something!" Natsu whispered angrily, waving his arms around frantically.
"Um, um, ok... Yeah a pose. H-How about this, or..." She mumbled to herself, sitting on the floor and sticking her legs and arms out in a strange position.
"You look like you broke your arms! I thought all girls had some sort of signature sexy pose or something!" Natsu quietly exclaimed, gripping the sides of the magic coffin. "This is what I get for actually listening to Lucy for once! I wasted a whole minute of my life listening to Lucy!"
"Natsu, help me out! He'll be here any second!" Y/N got up quickly and motioned for him to start posing to help her (or something).
"How about this!" He asked, sticking his butt out and putting his hands on his knees.
"What are you doing, twerking!? Your almost as bad as I am!"
"Well, it's not my fault that Igneel didn't teach me anything about woman!" Natsu whined.
"Ok, I'm not doing this." She decided, starting to try and walk away. But, as fate would have it, it was a loose stone. Y/N ended up falling on her butt. As she started to get up, Hughes walked in.
Alright universe. Meet me outside, how bout that? She thought, sighing and looking up at Hughes. She noticed that his cheeks were slightly of the slightest pink. Her eyes flickered to Natsu, who tried to ignore his hot face and threw her a thumbs up. Y/N only got more confused.
Looking down at her body she noticed the pose she was in, causing her to turn red in embarrassment.
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Something like this, except your arms are making your, um, cleavage, look bigger and your leaning forward more, and you also look very confuzzled.
"I-I, um, yeah, th-this is great. Life is great. Poses are great. Second-hand embarrassment is great." She said, scrambling to get up.
Hughes smirked and crossed his arms on his chest. "I see you've changed your mind about staying with me, my amazing Y/N?"
Y/N shivered and thought back to all of the things she's learned about seduction.
"Well, sweet cheeks, your hard to resist." She remarked, winking. "You're a hot guy and hot guys deserve mediocre woman, right baby man?" Natsu facepalmed. Hughes just continued to smile.
"Your amazing flirting is certainly, unique... I love it." He stepped closer and was about to grab her when she punched him in the face.
"Thing again, you simping baboon!" She yelled, Natsu flying in their direction and tackling Hughes to the ground.
"Why did I have to try and seduce him when you could've just done that when he walked in!" Y/N complained, putting her hands on her hips. "The second-hand embarrassment... I will be haunted by this memory forever... It's even worse than when Curly accidently sold me to those weirdo men for a fish..."
"Huh?" Natsu asked, not noticed Hughes grab his wand and wave it.
"Bibidi, Bobbidi, Boo!" He exclaimed, a loud thundering echo following it.
"Who are you, that old grandma from the book about the girl who its this wolf because the wolf ate her poisoned apple after his evil sisters locked him up so he couldn't try on his glass slippers?" Natsu questioned, Y/N sweat dropping.
Suddenly, huge ugly monsters broke through the entryway, glaring at our wizards.
"Welcome to the monster academy. I hope your ready to die." Hughes declared, a monster grabbing Natsu off of Hughes.
"This should be fun." I smirked, ready to finally battle.
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