Chapter 3:Follow me to the land of weird

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After school,i went to the mall with samantha and we headed off to the best place ever.Old Virginia .You might think that they sell things related to virginia but no.The reason why its called old virginia is because the owner,Aunty clare,loves the name virginia.Old virginia sells really odd stuff so you never know what to expect when you go there.I mean i once found a banana unpeeler(i know,weird) there so you probably get a rough idea of the extent of absurdity in the shop.

Samantha LOVES that shop.I love it too but not as much as her.If you say ANYTHING negative and i literally mean anything negative about the shop,Samantha goes absolutely bonkers.Even if u call the shop weird,tacky,wacky (which is true about the shop but they're still a bit negative sounding)Samantha will look at you with this crazed look and starts yelling at you for not appreciating the beauty of weirdness.Any normal person will start to back off but if i were you,i will stay back and watch the show because samantha really has A LOT to say about the beauty of weirdness.It's actually pretty interesting considering that you will get to hear about how ear wax is used to make sculptures and how jelly beans can be used to make earrings and so on.

Going to old virginia and buying one item from the shop after school is part of our daily routine so we obviously have a really good relationship with Aunty clare (the shop owner).

"hello girls!"Aunty clare said when we entered the shop.

"Hi!"Samantha waved and flashed her that samanthaish grin

"Hi Aunty clare!"I said and gave her a lazy wave

We went on to see the graphic t shirts(yes they do sell clothes) that are on the racks before aunty clare stopped us.

"Girls...i got a really amazing deal for you today because you are my best customers!!Now close your eyes and I'll lead you to that special deal."

Samantha squealed as she held my hand while aunty clare took my other hand and led us to the special deal.

I was pretty excited about the special deal because when aunty clare says something is special,it really is special.

"Ok girls!open your eyes now!!"

We opened our eyes and we saw the hugest machine ever.

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