I own a weed pen, a vape, and I've stolen alcohol. I hang out with a 21 year old man who drives me around in his car full of shit. While my family thinks I'm out with my friends, I'm most likely at the small sketchy drug store buying edibles. Yes dad I did use all of my money on "dumb crap". Remember when you told me to be back by 8:00 and i asked if it could be pulled back to 8:30 and i came back at 9:00? Yeah that's because I was smoking weed out of a bong at my "guy friends" drugged out house. Sorry that I came out like this. Not really tho. You can't blame me. At our house we use bongs as a fucking decoration at this point. There are vapes and pens and shit laying around everywhere. Everyone in that house smokes something. (Except the little ones ofc!) that brings me on to something else. There are kids and just people in general coming in at out of that house. When friends ask "who's all at your house right now?" I tell them that I have no fucking idea because half of the people who come in are some hippie boyfriend that my cousins is gonna move in with and break up with in a couple months. That's the whole reasons she was here in the first place. Oh and who knows WHY the hell our old neighbor is living with us now! But that parts ok because she does all of my chores and takes the dishes and shit out of my room. She's also super nice so it's fine. You on the other hand go out all the time to do who knows what. Probably hanging out with the millions of girls that you talk to but instead of saying that you say your going out for a ride. A ride where? Tim buck two? There isn't shit around here. You say that your gonna be gone for three ours to go to some random bitches house but then want me back by 8:00 on a Saturday so that I can come home and waist away. We don't do shit. Ever. All my little brother does is play videos games. All he talks about is video games. Don't get me wrong he's very cute and I love him but that's all he does and nobody gives a shit. But OHHH when he whines and cries about having to stop playing video games or doesn't go to school and watches dream play video games on YouTube you have a complete fit. You still don't do shit about it tho huh? Oh because your tired from work and all you wanna do is watch tv, play video games, and stick your little pecker into some slut that you met on tinder? Cool. Real cool. I love tacos.
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HumorI honestly don't know how to describe this. It's mostly things i think about whenever I'm high or just deep in thought. This is something that should probably not be out on the internet but oh well. It won't matter when I'm dead lol.