So one night I was with my friends and my one friend was mad at someone who is extremely weird and annoying sometimes. So we all made a plan that I was gonna shit in this random Culver's bag that she had in her room and that me and our other friend were going to pee into cups and mix them into a bag together. Kinda strange right? Well we ended up throwing it at someone else's house because the dude that we were originally going to do it to lived kinda further away and was making us bongs out of clay. So we threw it at this house that has a million kids living there. The adults who live there are fucking horrible and are extremely stupid. So yeah. But then at one point it hit us how dumb that was. So we covered it up with hot water that had soap and lotion in it. I had the perfect plan to just kill a random bird with a bat and put it on top but that wouldn't work either because if they were to open the bag and look at my feces they would know it wasn't the random dead bird. So we also threw eggs at the house so that it would just be to crazy for them to want to figure out who did it. Anyways I'm kinda hungry but I don't wanna get up.
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HumorI honestly don't know how to describe this. It's mostly things i think about whenever I'm high or just deep in thought. This is something that should probably not be out on the internet but oh well. It won't matter when I'm dead lol.
