Operation flirt

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A/N hi guys I'm really sorry about the last chappie but don't worry I'll make it up to you and I hope you like it the next chapter is where the fun begins!!!!

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" hey let's go to your place instead of the so we can just practice I don't want to embarrassed myself " I told Joey

Joey made a quick U turn and drove to his house, his house was alittle bigger than mine but hey , I don't mind, we arrived really quick since it was only a 10 minute drive from my house

We went up to his room " okay now pretend I'm a girl show me what you got , go out of the room and come in when your ready to start your flirting techniques remember you have to get me to believe your a guy that's not gay so, if they suspect your gay or a girl just flirt with girls when your around them so they won't suspect anything" he said, I gave a nod and than he just pushed me out the room

Eager much?!?!? I did the only thing I knew or remembered

I walked up to him and said " hey mamacita are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten I see " I said lowering my voice to make it sound deep and more guy-ish or for joeys sake ' mannly '

And you know what he did next?!?!?

He bitch slapped he!!!!!!!! AND THAN WALKS OUT OF THE ROOM and right before he he left he flipped his hair like Justin bieber

WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Than he walks back in like nothing happens and laughs his ass off, " you ---- should -- have seen your face " he said in between laughing

" oh shut up and one more thing---- WHY DID YOU FU--ING BITCH SLAPPED ME !!!!! "

" that was what a girl would do if you said that in reality duh, I'm just preparing you" he said giving me an innocent look

" dude that was priceless we don't really do that , guys aren't cheesy " he said trying not to laugh , I. Could feel my cheeks getting hotter by the minute

" than how do you flirt " I said

" we don't ' flirt ' we use our charm, call kat , I wanna see if she falls for the ' bait ' " he. Said I gave a nod and called Kat, shes our best friend,

" hello " I handed Joey the phone since I isn't know what to say

" hey Kat it's me Joey, since your smart can you come over and ----- uh tutor my friend nick" he said

" uhh sure? " she said

" great come right now Kay?"

" uh sure ill be their in 5 " and she hung up

" so what now "I asked

" we'll have to wait and see"

5 minutes later

DING DONG

I went down to open the door , with Joey right behind me

" oh hey Kat"

She just looked at me confused , oh yeah I'm not suppose to know her yet , uhh I'm such a retard

" your my tutor right , I'm nick" yes once again nikki saves the day!!!!!

" oh hi um what do you need help with?" She said

" oh um math "

" sup Kat that's nick just go into the living room, you guys can study their" he said , quickly running away , that douche !!

We went into his living room and started doing some math

" you know I have a friend name Nikki but she's a girl, you look just like her but you know in a guy version, not that your girly or anything " Kat said

It's so funny she always does that when she's around guys or nervous but hey at least she fell for it

" it's okay Kat I'm really tired maybe next time " I said

" sure " she quickly ran out of the house hahah she's so funny

" get your arouse down here right now Joey !!!" I yelled at the top of my lungs

" what , what who died" he said panicking

" no one died you idiot what now , she fell for it!!!" I said proudly

" good now for using our charm into girls just look into their eyes and flatter them "

" got it " I said nodding

" just in time cause.... Here " he said handing me a envelope with again on his face

I opened the envelope and it read

Dear Nick and Joey

We congratulate you on making it into our school , we are honored to have you you will have to sign in by this Saturday go to the

office to get your schedule and dorms and you will be staying with a roommate ENJOY

Sincerely Mr. Hank

OMG EFFIN GOD!!!!!!

I squealed like a girl as Joey just kept grinning it already wendsday so me and Joey have to go shopping tomorrow for guy clothes than I have to pack and the ticket was in the envelope so I don't have to worry about that

" Joey I'm gonna go pack can you drop me off home "

" Kay oh and ill pick you up later tomorrow for some clothes Kay?" I nodded and he dropped me off

This is gonna be fun!!!

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What do ya think guys ?!?!

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