chicken little was a bad boy
he didn't like to follow rules
that's why he went over to his friend jimmy neutrons house UwU
as he was walking over he decided to take a seggsy picture of his foot to send to his crush felicia
it was a perfect time because he wasn't wearing shoes
when he got to jimmy neutrons beautiful neighbor house he saw that harry potter was there too
"hey harry how are you mate" ron weasley-i mean chicken little said
"im good hermiones been annoying tho :/" said harry :/
"OK GUYS WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER VIEDO, IM JIMMY NEUTRON AND TODAY WE'RE GONNA BE PLAYING ON WII SWITCH STATION I FOUND IN MY BROTHERS ROOM" jimmy neutron said calmly
"you don't have a utube channel" harry said in duh
"and you don't have a brother" chik said in duh
"well for the sake of this story i do" jimmy repeated
they started to play some wiiiiiiiiii tennisssssss but then figured out that it sucked because tennis is a terrible sport that anyone could have the misfortune of playing
"do you guys wanna play some just dance 2010?" jimmy explained
"i was a father in 2010" harry potter reminisced
"omg harry stop being so weird :////////////" jimmy and harry said in unicorn- i mean unison
if i ever get a unicorn i'm namingg it "one" or maybe "ipad charger"- i mean "neuf"
while they were playing just dance chickehn little got a text from his crush, felicia
it read: "stop sending me pictures of ur foot it's uglier than fish poo"
she was always doing things like this, playing hard to get ;) especially when he said "bye felicia" lololololololololololol
he passed it to his friends "look at this text i got from felicia. she's always playing hard to get"
"dude i think she just hates you" harry contemstated
chicke littl had never though of this, what if she did hate him?????????????
he was heartbreak
"YEAH WELL CHO CHANG NEVER LIKED YOU ANYWAY, THATS WHY SHE CRIED WHEN YOU KISSED" chicken little yellowed
gasp
chicken lil ran fast as he could home
on the way, guess who he saw
guess
GuEsS
write ur answers in the comments
IT WAS FELICIA
he ran desperately to her feet, explaining himself and begging her to come back
"dont you have something to finger paint?" jasmine- imean felicia said
"no, except your love :)))"
"ugh dude its not gonna work out. :I. ur twelve, and im fourteen. its just not possible. everybody knows this" i said ;-;- i mean felicia smartly and truly said
:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((( ;-;-
"FINE" chicken little said and he walked his big booty away
when his mom got home, she brought out the grocery shopping snd prepared dinner. they ate the dinner amd then her- imean HIS mom brought out the aCtuaL dinner
after aCtuaL dinner, there was dessert. a nice juicy apple pie
it was the most sexy apple pie chihk en little had ever seen
"im gonna get a knife from the kitchen" momma told him
"this is my chance" chick chick thought "i have to make a run for it"
he didn't know where he was going, but brave chik chick got up and ran. all the way past his mothers questioning questions, his concerning concerned neighbors, past everyone, and ran
"bring me to jimmy neutron" the pie spoke, "he knows what to do"
"y-yes senpai-i mean daddy-i mean-imean yes" chicken little s-s-s-stuttered
"u weird as-"
A/N:: So ye this me chapter and im weird and bored and all my friends went to bed :)))))))
DONT FORGET BROTHER SISTERS:
15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON YOUR POOP INSURANCE
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Chicken Little X Pie
FanfictionIdk what to write and my editor isnt helpful so yeah this is basically about Chicken Little and his romance with a pie. And its also about him and his luscious life that doesnt have anything to do with the actual movie soooooo YAY My horrible useles...
