Cangela u get it righhththththhththththt?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!??!?!?!?! ok so anyway
update yay
Pie's Pov:
"UwU" the pie said "i hope i get a nice daddy- i mean senpai- imean owner or whatever"
then chicken lady came down the isle of the magicalmarket singing "Want to Want Me" by Jason Derulo
"GIRL youre the oneeeeeeeeee I want to want meeeeeeeeh" chicken lady terriblely sang
"I want him" chicken lady spoketh
"hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lets seeeeeeE" chicken lady pondered "ah yes this seggsy lil one"
"UwU" pie said in UwU
"oh my godsh darn diddly you speak"
"yes chicken lady, i do"
"im taking you home to my son, hes gonna want to do experiments on you-oh wait thats jimmy neutron"
"UwU" pie thought "she seems like the type of woman to have a son that has a friend named harry potter whos seggsy"
"but hes kinda going through a lot rn, with puberty, and hermione, and his brutal breakup with cho, and his new feelings for ginny, and his kids. oh yeah and the part where voldemorts hunting him but thats pretty insignificant." pie though again while chicken lady started checking out
"oh yeah and isnt he old enough to have his period? oh wait nvm hes too xy chromosomed." pie thought once again
"anyway back to that son UwU" pie said to chicken lady
by the time pie and chicken lady had gotten home, she had learned everything about chicken little, from birth, to sky is falling, to microwave
when they arrrived at the household, the chickens had dinner and pie waited patiently to see the love of her life
"and im gonna MiSs YoU like a child misses their BLaNkEt" pie sang quietly in big girls dont cry
she felt like chicken little was picking up her vibrations
after dinner, it was time for pies BIG not small BIG entrance that she and chicken lady planned
pie came out looking delish and juicy as fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-ondue
*no one gets my joke but anyway back to the story*
as planned, chicken lady went out of the rooom, and left them for some alonenenenenenne time 😏😏😉
AND THEN THE BIGGEST THING HAPPENENENENENEND
chicken little picked her up and brought her out the door.
"where are we going?" pie thought "r we 6ix9ine now"
then pie rememmemememememememmebered what the lady chicken said before about jimmy neutron
"bring me to jimmy neutron" pie said out of her eye "he knows what to do"
"y-yes senpai-i mean daddy-i mean-imean yes" chicken little stuttured like a child giving a presentation to shrek and obama
still, thats weird cuz if you give a presentation to shrek and obama ur gonna UwU because your UwU senses will go crazy
"u weird as-" pie said but she didnt rly mean it, she was teasing UwU UwU UwU shes such a flirt lololololololololololololololololololololololol
A/N:: UwU idk why i always make a new chapter at like 10 pm but here i am and um hello brother sisters um may 2nd is cool UwU (ok sry i hate UwU)
AND DONT FORGET CHICKENS AND PIES:
15 MINUTES COULD SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE / BLANKET INSURANCE (never miss something like a child misses their blanket)
i hope my grandma doesnt see this 😀💩
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Chicken Little X Pie
FanficIdk what to write and my editor isnt helpful so yeah this is basically about Chicken Little and his romance with a pie. And its also about him and his luscious life that doesnt have anything to do with the actual movie soooooo YAY My horrible useles...
