Yarichin Bitch Club

44

" chester-san, wake up. " I shaked chester's shoulder and his eyes stirred awake. He sat up mindlessly and hug me.

" Did I died already? I thought I still have two weeks and two days? Say, angel. I've only got to have a very hot handsome guy to be my boyfriend for one night, can you be his replacement? I mean you two look alike, your voice too sounds just like him, damn, am I in paradise? Oh? There's three of you now. " Chester rambled as he cling into my neck. He stick out his pink lips and started making kissy sounds.

" Come on, come on, kiss me. " He continue and neared his face on me. I chuckled lowly and pecked on his lips. After that I throw him over my shoulder and walk towards the bathroom.

" A-ahh, are we going to honeymoon already? Isn't it a little too soon? " He giggles.

" Pft- " I released a laugh and carefully placed him on the tub. I opened the shower, soaking him.

" W-what the fuck! " His head snapped on my way and blushed brightly.

" Get out!!! " He started throwing things at me and I just chuckled while running out of the bathroom.

" I'll cook breakfast as you bath. " I shouted outside the bathroom and head on the kitchen.

I folded my polo shirt's sleeve and started making breakfast for the both of us.

" Did you bath already?! " I heared chester shouted from the bathroom.

" Yes, but if you want I can bath again with you! " I shouted back. I heared a lot of things falling down from the bathroom and facepalm.

" Shut it! "

I chuckled and flipped the bacon. I then move aside to do the fried rice.

*Ting*

" Hm? " I said and pulled my phone out from my pants pocket.

" Yuri-san? " I murmur in confusion.

' It's first time yuri texted me. He always go to me whenever he needs something or want to say something on me. I wonder what made him text me. Is it that important? ' I thought and turned off the stove.

I opened the text and deadpanned. I wish I lost the ability to think.

Yuri-san 👉👌

Kijiji jakaoejdusqpme jaiaowbd

M/n

What?

I turned off my phone and put it inside my pants pocket. I prepared the food and sat on the table, patiently waiting for chester to finish.

*Ting*

Yuri-san 👉👌

Your name sucks.

I mentally cried.

Yuri-san 👉👌 changed your name to 🖕

Wow as if that's a better name.

Yuri-san 👉👌

Middle finger is better than M/n.

Wow, thanks.

" Yo, " I turned my head to the voice and saw chester walking out from the bathroom. A piece of towel hanging on his waist.

" Hello, " I said and smiled.

" Pft- " chester placed his fist in front of his mouth, trying to muffle his laughs.