LOSERS FOREVER - Richie Tozier x Reader

Chapter 6 - New friends

"You want to..what?!" Beverly asked (with shocked expression)me after I told her the plan. I sighed because we've been over this. "I'm sorry, but that is ridiculous, there's no way that's gonna-"

"Mr Keen is a total perv trust me, it'll work."

"I don't even know how-"
"So improvise!"

Bill, Eddie and Stan stood at the other end of the store, they understood their portion of the plan.

I took my elastic and tied my shirt, hoping it would work better if I showed a little skin. We walked up to the counter.

"Good day sir."

Bev put a box of tampons on the counter and looked at me then Mr. keen. "I love your glasses, Mr. keen. You look just like Clark Kent." I nodded in agreement to her statement.

I bit my lip. God this is awful, but at least this pedophile is falling for it.

"Well I don't know about that."

"Oh no sir, it's true, you look just like him. Do you think I could try them?" I asked politely.

I put them on slowly then looked up at him. "Well, what do you think?" I asked.

He leaned over the counter. He smelled of cologne. "You, look just like Louis lane."

I grew more uncomfortable with the man I was in front of.

I took them off, "well, here you go." I said, taking off the glasses and handing them to him, knocking over the display on the counter while I did so.

"I am so sorry. I'm such a clutz." I said. While he was bent over I waved the boys on to leave. They clumsily ran, bumping into the shelf (and each other) while they attempted a smooth escape. They knocked over a bunch of stuff on the shelf. Me and Bev looked at each other and smiled, trying out hardest not to laugh. While the man was still picking up things from the ground, I grabbed a pack of cigarettes from another display and snuck them in my pocket.

I pretended to check my watch.

"Oh, no! My mom wanted me home by now. Gotta jet!"

I said grabbing Bev's hand and running out of the store. The second we were outside we roared out in laughter.

" 'just like Louis lane' " I mocked. we laughed again.

"I can't believe that worked!"

"He is such a perv!"

"Hey," I pulled out the pack of cigarettes that I stole. We laughed once more before walking back into the alley where Eddie was fixing up Ben and Richie was annoying the shit out of everyone. When he noticed us his eyes flew to me and Bev. Bill approached us.

"Fix your shirt." He said. He was upset. "Fine, jeeze." I took the elastic off my shirt.

"Don't e-e-ever do that again." He said. Oh and overprotective Bill is back! Hurray!

"Last time I checked, we did you a favour!!"

"By basically p-p-prostituting yourself!"

I sighed. "Alright, fine, I won't."

Bev looked over and recognized Ben and went to talk to him. Bill went to follow but I grabbed his hand. "Bill," I said.

"What?" He asked annoyed.

"I miss Georgie too, I shouldn't have said those things. I'm sorry."

He nodded. "It's okay, I'm sorry for w-what I said too. I k-k-know you miss him to, and that www-wasn't fair."