FART HEADCANONS {bomba headcanons, INTENSE!!!!}

the bubbly fart

you were watching a sad sad movie as you ate food that made you really gassy. "this movie is so sad...." you think to yourself as you sob.

you feel something weird in your stomach...something that wants to escape....

you needed to fart.

you were in the middle of a sad sad movie so you didn't want to leave, instead you wanted to sob.
"i wanna fart so badly but i don't wanna ruin the moment" y/n says. suddenly the saddest scene of the movie plays and your stomach hurts more. the fart wants to escape. it wants to live freely, and you can't contain the farties in any longer. you start to cry until your eyes were completely red and then it happened..it escaped. you never thought it would escape so soon but it did.

the bubbly shart crawled out and was finally free. you sat in its smelly scent slowly suffering and crying.
you accidentally ate some of the fart and it's hurting you. the fart tasted so bad you started to gag and cry even more. you went into the bathroom and washed your mouth and face.
you went back into your room only to realize that the scent of the fart hasn't gone away. you start packing your bags and leave the house.
you think about your life choices as you go to your friends house. you started thinking about your farts..about how they stink so much. you didn't know much but all that you knew was that your farts were deadly...you could use them as a weapon...
but you wouldn't.

or

maybe?