third paagge

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so today i walked in on ferb fucking perry and i was like "WAT DA FUCK MAN. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING GOING ON" and then ferb killed perry from thrusting too hard. R.I.P Perry da fucking platypussy. whatever he never liked me. but to punish ferb, i made him delete his porno app. haha he almost killled  me. anywaaayyyyyyyyyy, im getting plastic surgery on my face because everyone laughs about how i look like a fucking piece of pizza. i dont get it. everyone loves pizza. but i rather look sexy than like pizza.i decided to make a punk rock band with ferb called "104 DAYS OF FUCKING SUMMER VACATION" i hope we become famous so i can get some more girls to fuck. thats all for now. byeee

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