y/n had been married to morina the strawberry fanta and they never divorced no matter how many times he cheated on y/n with sprite...
eventually the throwing up came back and took the best of y/n
"y/n, death time 11:55, cause of death, dog"
turns out y/n was a dog and died from shock
everyone came to the funeral but sprite just spit on the grave and left to go watch tommyinnit at home
"fuck that girl I'm swag"
the end
mwah
