Steve Rogers x Reader Oneshots

The List (FRIENDS AU)

Summary: Steve is in a relationship with Sharon, but all he's been thinking about lately is you. He doesn't know if he should break up with Sharon or stay with her. So Sam and Bucky convince him to make a comparison list for you and Sharon. Based off of the FRIENDS episode "The One with the List".

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Sam and Bucky were bantering as they played their video game. Bucky kept trying to slap Sam's controller out of his hands and Sam kept trying to get Bucky to press the wrong buttons. Suddenly, their apartment door swung open and slammed shut.

"Guys! I have a problem!"

"What's up, Steve?" Bucky asked, eyes not wavering away from the television.

"I-" Steve stopped, annoyed that his best friends weren't paying attention to him. He sighed and immediately picked up the tv remote and clicked th screen off.

"DUDE?!"

"HEY! I was gonna win!"

Steve gave them his famous "disappointed dad" pose with his hands on his hips and a stern face, "I need your help!"

Bucky sighed and set his controller on the coffee table, "Okay. What's up?"

"So I was on a date with Sharon, right? But as she was talking all I keep thinking about is Y/N and the kiss we shared a few days back."

Sam looked confused, "Wait. I thought we already established that you have feelings for Y/N. Why are you still with Sharon?"

Steve ran his hand through his hair, "I'm conflicted. I like Sharon, but I have strong feelings for Y/N. I just don't know what to do. This is a nightmare."

Sam scoffed, "Oh no. Two gorgeous woman love you. Yes, that's terrible," he said sarcastically.

Bucky stood up, "Okay. Here's what we're gonna do, we're gonna type up a list for Sharon and Y/N. Pros and cons.." Bucky went over to the kitchen counter and grabbed his laptop. He opened it and clicked on the word doc. Sam and Steve followed him.

Steve looked at his friends weird, "Can't we just write it up?"

Sam snickered, "No, grandpa."

Bucky typed Sharon on one half of the page and Y/N on the other half, "Okay, we'll do the cons first 'cause they're more fun. Y/N first."

Steve looked down at his feet, "I don't know...I guess she's a little spoiled."

Bucky nodded as he typed it down, "Yeah, she's always asking for something."

"Uh huh and I guess she can be a bit...ditzy sometimes. And she cares a lot about how she looks. With Sharon, we have a lot in common since we're in the same type of work ya know? And Y/N's just a waitress."

Bucky typed down every word that Steve said, "Waitress. Got it."

"Uh huh. Waitresses don't make a lot," Sam adds in, "Hey, you wanna play Fortnight after this?" Bucky and Steve take a moment to stare at Sam. Sam just looks at them, "What?"

Bucky shook his head, "Anyway, let's do Sharon. What's wrong with her?"

Steve sighed and rubbed his forehead, "She's not Y/N."

Sam clapped Steve on the back, "There you go, man. I think you got your answer."

Steve nodded, "Right. Yeah. Okay. Now I just gotta break up with Sharon. No big thing right?" he headed towards the apartment door and looked back to his best friends one last time. Bucky and Sam gave him a salute and Steve was out the door.