As requested by anonymous: yay!!! i looove your writing im so glad your requests are open!!! could you possibly do something with steve rogers/fem!avenger!reader + "you're 100 year's old and you still don't know how to talk to women/men???" queue the gang going out to a bar and the reader spends the whole time being steve's wing woman/man, but, little did they know, there was only one person steve had his eye on
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Every morning, you waltzed into the gym ready for your morning cardio. You weren't a morning person, but you knew this workout would, not only wake you up, but would improve your endurance when it came to missions.
You passed Steve, whom was walking to the weights rack, "Mornin' Steve!"
Steve shot you smile, "Hey-oomf!" Steve, too distracted by you, didn't see the weights on the ground, thus tripping over them and falling onto his face.
"STEVE!" you cried out running to him. You heard him groaning, "Are you okay? Is anything hurt?" you looked at him worriedly.
He flipped onto his back, a look of grimace on his face, "Only my pride, but I'm fine."
You giggled and Steve's heart fluttered, "Okay. You sure?"
"Yeah, Y/N," he softly smiled at you, "I'm good."
You nodded, "Okay," you helped him to his feet, "Look where you're goin', okay, Cap?"
He saluted you, "Yes, ma'am."
You gave him a thumbs up and continued your way to the treadmills to the other side of the gym. Steve, still watching you, jumped when an arm wrapped around his shoulders. He noticed that Sam and Bucky stood on either side of him, they were both holding in their laughter.
Steve's shoulders sagged, "Alright, fellas let it out."
His two best friends burst out laughing, luckily, you couldn't hear them because your earbuds were in blasting music.
"YOU'RE SUCH A KLUTZ!"
"DID YOU SEE HOW HE FELL?!"
"RIGHT ON HIS FACE!"
"WHAT A LOSER!"
Steve rolled his eyes as he shook his friends' arms off his shoulders, "Okay. Okay, that's enough. Get back to training."
Bucky shook his head, "You're a hundred years old, Stevie, and you're still a mess around women."
Sam agreed, "It's a bit sad, man."
"I've been a bit preoccupied the past few years, like, oh, I don't know, saving the world!"
"No excuses. In fact, we're going out tonight!" Bucky exclaimed.
"Going where?" you asked from behind Bucky, startling all three men. They didn't realize you moved.
"Nowhere!"
"The bar!" Steve and Sam both said in unison.
You gave them a confused look, "Okaaaay?"
Sam pat his friend on the shoulder, "We're just gonna take Steve to the bar, help him let loose, and maybe find himself a lucky lady."
"Oh! Can I come? I'd like to help out!" you said excitedly.
"No."
"YES!" Steve and Bucky said in unison.
"Soooo is that a yes?" you asked, still confused.
"Yes, yes you can come!" Bucky said enthusiastically, "Seven tonight. Meet us in the garage. We'll all ride together."
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Steve Rogers x Reader Oneshots
FanficA collection of fluff, smut, and angst oneshots written by me (@propertyofpoeandbucky on tumblr). (***) Indicates smut