Spicks and Specks- Secret Santa

Chapter 8

~~Andy's POV~~

I saw Alan on the great lawn digging holes.

"I see the woodchuck hunt is on. Can I offer you a thickly gloved hand?" I said.

"Oh, no thanks, Andy. It shouldn't take long to outsmart this pea brained rodent" said Alan.

Then we heard a woodchuck chittering under a box Alan had face down.

"See? Piece of cake" said Alan.

He opened the box and there was no woodchuck.

"Is it an invisible cake?" I said.

"Dammit! Okay. So he got one carrot. I have a whole crate of carrots" said Alan.

The woodchuck stole the crate of carrots too.

"Uh! Chucked again!" said Alan.

"Pea brained rodent, 2. Pea brained comedian, 0" I said.

Later, I found Alan holding a snake with tweezers.

"Alan. What are you doing?" I said.

"I'm putting a garden snake into this hole to scare the woodchuck out of this hole" said Alan.

The snake then popped out of the other hole and scared Alan and me.

"Well! That went well" I said.

"I guess Myf's not getting her present. I mean that genius woodchuck kicked my butt" said Alan.

Then the woodchuck walked into an open cage.

"Well, that genius just walked into that cage" I said.

"Ha! I own you, Chucky!" Alan snapped.