Cupid's Journal

Entry Five

Pizza is so fucking good. It's definitely one of my favorite foods of all time, really. 

It's such a good food because it's so customizable? Like you don't like a certain topping? You can put something else on it. It's so fucking great. I could put pineapple on it if i was desperate, which i'm not. Not much beats the classic pepperoni.

Though i wonder why people put weird stuff on pizza. Peanut butter? Peas? Fish? I mean to each their own I guess but it's nasty.

Why would I want to eat peanut butter on pizza? Gross. I have nothing against peanut butter, just don't put it on pizza man.

Stuffing yourself with pizza should be an olympic sport. I could win at least half a dozen medals. It's not my fault pizza tastes so good, yknow?

Even though it kinda sucks because you get so covered in stains because I can't help but update you on pointless things. Like how my belly is full of pizza right now. And my musings on pizza.

Also pizza is really good with movies and shows. You can watch anything with pizza and it'll be good. Even the worst movie is better with pizza.

Me and Liam watched a few shows on Netflix while we ate. It was fun. I love pizza nights. Usually it's the five of us but Zayn cancelled. Harry i think went to bed because he isn't replying to my texts. Louis is missing too. Maybe they're making out lol.

Actually no they're not. One day they probably will ghost me to make out. 

I wonder if I can order pizza the night they actually do get together. Victory pizza is the best kind of pizza.

Pizza. 

There might be some leftovers. I came upstairs to write this after Liam and I finished that one episode. He's already left, I heard him go.

Maybe I can sneak some pizza in before I sleep tonight.

I'm going to go take a look, and if I don't update please assume i'm in a pizza coma.

- Pizzaed out, Niall