South Park x Oc

School sucks total ass

"Beep...beep.....BEEEEPPP"

Uhhggg that fucking alarm clock always being loud as hell. Guess this means I have to get ready for my first day at South Park High. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little just thinking about it. All those bitchy and hormonal teens in one place, just waiting to judge me, annoy me, fuck me, and make my life a living hell.

I don't know why people say that our high school years are going to be the best years of our lives. From what I heard, high school sounds pretty fucking traumatizing for lot of people. Then again, maybe I might make friends, and even find someone to love. Nah, I'll most likely be a loner that no one even knows the name of.

Better get dressed and drink some coffee. Maybe I'll just let my mom drive me to school. I don't feel like walking and I don't want to take the school bus. I don't think I'm ready to be around my peers just yet. I put on some clothes(01 from the picture), drank my coffee, and got in the car with mom.

When we got to the school, I saw the 4 guys from yesterday. The fat one and the red head seemed to be fighting while the black haired dude rolled his eyes and the parka guy read a.......porn mag? Let me remind you that these are the people I have to go to school with. Maybe if I just keep my head low, they won't notice me.

Mom: Have a good day at school hon.
Tara: I seriously doubt that this day will be anything close to good.

The school doesn't look so bad. It's just a whole lot smaller than my old one. I went down to the office to get my schedule. Outside the office was a guy wearing a blue chollo with a yellow puffball, a blue jacket and black pants. When he saw me, he immediately flipped me the bird, so I gave him two. Then he smiled at me. Looks like I just earned his respect. I guess he likes showing people how much he doesn't care by being a complete dick. I like that.

After looking at my schedule, I got to first period history. When I walked into the class, everyone was looking at me very weirdly. I guess they don't get a lot of new people here.

Mr. Garrison: Okay class, this is our new student, Tara
Rainy-Jones. Tell us about yourself.
Me: Okay first of all, it's pronounced Raine. The e is silent.
Mr. Garrison: Just introduce yourself bitch.

Guess I have to maybe kill him later. I saw the four guys from yesterday in the middle of the class. They kept whispering stuff that I could mostly make out.

Stan: Isn't that the girl we saw yesterday staring at us.
Kyle: Yeah, I saw her move into the house across from mine.
Kenny: mph mmm-phm mhm
Cartman: Shut up Kinny that's gross. And her tits aren't even that big.

Oookkkaaayyy. That was weird. I wonder what the parka guy said. He just spoke in muffles.

Mr. Garrison: So are going to introduce yourself or not.
Tara: Whatevs. My name is Tara. I like to draw and fight. That's about it.
Mr. Garrison: Whatever, just sit down so we can start the class.

I sat down in the back of the class while Mr. Garrison started talking about why Nikki Minaj's butt is only half fake. This school hired this escaped mental patient? I just basically drew skulls with roses growing in them to pass the time until I felt someone watching me. Turns out the entire class was watching me. Except the chullo guy. He was staring at the tweeked out blonde out from earlier and kinda swooning. He might have a crush on him. Ha gaaayyy.

It was like that all morning. Me drawing to pass the time and everybody staring at me like I had two heads. I didn't expect everyone to be this weird about a new student. Actually, I kinda did. By the time lunch came everyone stopped staring me, and I haven't killed myself yet.

Maybe this day won't be so bad after all. The cafeteria had the stench of groups, friends, and long lasting relationships that I had been dreading all day. Maybe for once I'll stretch out of my comfort zone and actually find some friends. After I got my lunch, I looked around the place for somewhere to sit.

I looked around taking in the sight. There was a empty table near the garbage can, so I might as well sit there for lunch. While I ate, I drew the stuff I saw around the cafeteria. The girls table, the table with the four guys from yesterday, and the chullo guy kissing the tweeked out blonde. Guess they're dating. They actually look really cute together.

Maybe I should get to know some of the people here so I can potentially kill some of them later. The only question is, who should I choose to get to know first? I think I should go with the four guys. They're super weird, but then again so am I. And I haven't had guy friends in a while, so this will be a bonus. I started walking up to the table they were sitting at.

Tara: Hey, can I sit with you guys.
Cartman: Fuck no! We don't want to have some slut ruining our broship.
Tara: Fine. I guess I'll just sit by myself. Alone. Again.

As I walked away from the table, I heard the red head and the fat guy yelling at each until the red head punched the fat guy square in the face. If all else fails, use the guilt trip and make them feel sorry for you.

Kyle: Sorry, actually you can sit with us.
Tara:Cool, I'm Tara
Kyle: Hi, I'm Kyle Brofloski, that's Stan Marsh, Kenny Mccormick, and Eric Cartman. Aka Fatass
Kenny: mph mmm-phm mhm phmm
Kyle: Gross kenny! Don't say that about the new girl!

We spent the rest of lunch talking and learning more about each other. These guys aren't so bad. Except Cartman 'cause he's a total asshole. He's so going to be the first person I kill. Kyle's a somewhat nerd with a good heart, but he never shuts up. I learned how to understand Kenny, and let's just say he really likes women. Stan is..... just Stan. I even learned about the rest of people at the school. I have to write all this shit down. This could be really useful information. The guys invited me to hang out with them after school today despite Cartman's many protests. Guess South Park is turning out to be not such a bad place after all.