I'm doing this instead of an actual English assignment,
help.
everything what I state in this story really happened,
sorry michelle
also I had no idea of what's gonna happen in the story going into this
One beautiful Summer day in a Town called Alabama in Hawaii, a handsome man with the name "Obama" was walking around looking for beans under cars.
He sees a man, quite thin at a Door. He seems lost. "Maybe he's a stalker?" Obama thinks. He goes up to the guy and asks him what he's doing there. The young man gets nervous, shits his pants and runs away screaming. Obama wanted to leave as the Door next to him opens and the last thing he remembers is getting hit.
As he wakes up, he finds himself in a dark basement. He got extremely scared because he thought he was in Ed Sheeran's basement and he participates in Ed Sheeran Slander on Pinterest so it would be his worst nightmare being trapped there. For a few hours, he lies in the basement unable to leave. The poor man just wanted some car beans.
a few hours later
Obama is getting nervous, he needs his daily beans. He starts screaming "BEANS, I NEED MY BEANS". Suddenly he hears the Basement door thing open and quickly looks there.
It's Sangwoo! Obama immediately recognizes him since he is a huge Killing Stalking fan and has an extra room for his Sangwoo shrine, Because of this, Michelle has to live in the bathroom now. He screams out loud at Sangwoo to give him his Car Beans. And because of some kind of miracle, Sangwoo has already had some. It seems he was planning to abduct Obama anyways.
Sangwoo sits down next to Obama and starts feeding him the Beans cutely. (At this point idk what the fuck I am doing with my life)
Obama sees that there's a small bean on the spoon and suddenly breaks down crying. Sangwoo cutely asks him why he's crying. "I've seen all the 8 year olds calling you a smol bean, I'm traumatized". Suddenly Sangwoo starts crying too and drops tha jar of Car beans. Obama let's out a gasp and then goes in for a hug to comfort Sangwoo.
"I have an Idea" Sangwoo stated.
He takes the spilled Beans (including the broken glass) and rubs it on Obama's head. Obama let's out an Anime Girl moan and Sangwoo shoves his foot so far up Obama's ass that it comes out of his mouth. (Hi Eli)
They engaged in more adult funtime, joined a cult and now fucking everyday so that the car beans god will let them have happniess and a great marriage.
End
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I got all of the pictures from pinterest, sadly none of them are mine
