Kagehina Wedding Chaos

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So my friend sent me the image from jean-bo-peep and can I say, thank you so much to jbp because this idea has been living in my head rent free since I saw it! So here is a version of Kags & Hinata's wedding reception.

All the characters are in their 20s and of legal drinking age, so don't try to hang me for that.
I do not own the Haikyuu characters or the cover art.

Comments welcome!
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KageHina wedding reception

7:00 pm - start
The happy couple enters, says a few words, thanks everyone for coming.

7:15 pm - dinner
Food is served. All at once, Hinata, Asahi, Daichi, and Tanaka run toward the buffet yelling "sychro attack!"

8:00 pm - toast and cake cutting
Daichi and Suga make lovely speeches about their little crows growing up. Everyone is teary and says "awww" except Tsukki, who just rolls his eyes and says 'tsk'

They cut the cake. Bokuto runs up and he and Hinata do a cake dance, which involves a lot of booty shaking and booty slapping. (Hinata has cake, Bokuto has cake). Tendo comes up to sing a cake song to the tune of Baki Baki. Hinata and Bokuto drag up Oikawa but then say he doesn't have cake. Everyone laughs. Oikawa sticks his middle finger in the cake frosting and licks it off before flipping off the cackling duo.

8:30 pm -- chocolate fountain is pulled out
Tanaka has a (chocolate covered) banana; Kiyoko thinks "he looks good with a banana."
Kenma is antsy because he hasn't played any games in an hour and half. Kuroo tells him he must be low on carbs and to eat a (chocolate covered) banana.
When they think no one is looking, Yamaguchi and Tsukki feed each other chocolate covered strawberries. Yamaguchi blushes. Tsukki taps him on the nose.

8:45 pm -- everyone is drunk
The table with Saeko, Ukai, Takeda and the neighborhood association is already ridiculously loud and Takeda has to keep telling them to stop yelling "Fuck" really loud

8:46 pm
Tanaka, Yamamoto, and Mad Dog are trying to get the DJ to play Metallica so they can mosh

9:00 pm - time to throw the bouquet
All the singles get up to try to catch, including Yachi, Kiyoko, Saeko, and Noya. Noya is like "bitches, there is no way I am not getting this bouquet. I have to be the next to get married." He gets up front (cause he's short) next to Yachi.

Kageyama "sets" the bouquet and Hinata spikes it. Noya pushes Yachi down (accidentally), does rolling thunder, and catches the bouquet before it hits the ground.

Everyone yells "Noya! Nice receive!"

Asahi is crying because he thinks Yachi is hurt. Yachi comforts him by pulling him down, hugging him and patting his back telling hime "It's OK, Asahi. I'm fine really."

9:15 pm
There's a place to leave messages for the couple to read on their first anniversary.

Tsukki writes for them to try not to be idiots to each other.
Yamaguchi, Suga, Asahi write something very sweet and romantic.
Kuroo and Bokuto leave lewd messages badly coded in volleyball language.
Ushijima writes something that is actually sweet and profound about their love growing out of the Karasuno concrete parking lot.

9:30 pm
There's a photo station with volleyball props.
Bokuto and Kuroo are trying to outdo each other with aesthetic volleyball poses while Akaashi looks on wondering if these two idiots will ever grow up.
Kuroo tries to make Kenma take a picture and Kenma threatens to stab him with a dessert fork.
Oikawa takes a bunch of selfies trying to look cute; Iwa-chan is in the background making gagging faces.
Tanaka takes a bunch of pictures with Kiyoko where she is either stone faced looking at the camera, looking at him with a very concerned expression, or face palming.

9:45 pm
Asahi has finally stopped crying so Noya says "I caught the bouquet, so that means I'm next to get married. Let's do it, huh?" and Asahi says "I wanted to be the one to ask you!" So Noya blushes and says, "OK fine, but don't wait to long. I'm not getting any younger."

10:00 pm
Daichi discovers that Suga is getting everyone high in the bathroom. He is mad because he's a cop and that shit is illegal. Suga is going to be in trouble tonight, decides Dadchi. Handcuffs may be involved.

10:30 pm
Terushima tries to hit on Saeko at the bar by showing her his tongue piercing. She says "Little boy you can't handle me. Use that tongue to lick your wounds alone tonight." Terishima is oddly turned on and stores that in the wank bank.

11:00 pm
Did I mention, everyone is really shitfaced? Hinata and Kageyama are slow dancing. Kags doesn't know how to dance but he sways back and forth as Hinata (who is drunk) grinds on his leg and make Kags blush by whispering lewd things in his ear about what they're going to do after the party. Kags decides that's enough, and drags Hinata to their hotel room. No one notices (because did I mention, everyone is drunk).