Eddie has an ahoge. You don't.
Eddie has talent. You don't.
Eddie has a family. You don't.
Eddie thick. You aren't.
Eddie knows how to add. You don't.
Eddie doesn't wear skinny jeans. You do.
Eddie got abused by his older brother. You didn't.
Eddie is a simp. You aren't.
Yes, this is dedicated to Zack
Bye