Zack: Silly graveboy. I'm homophobic and gay at the same time.
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Eddie: You're just mad that I can make graves that are worth more than your life! So yeah. You're gay. *GRABS HIS SHOVEL*
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Rachel: *shoots up zombies* Move b i t c h get out the way-
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Cathy: Can we normalize buying electric chairs? And illegal drugs?? And illegal guns??? You sinners act so extra. ✋🙄
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Zack: *destroys Rachel's grave*
Rachel: And...you did this for what?
Zack: Why not.
Rachel: But why?
Zack: Why not.
Rachel: ...But w h y though-
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Zack: Oi, how are we gonna get this gate opened?
Rachel: . . .
Zack: . . .
Zack: Well, I'm waiting for your fucking response, are you just not gonna say anything, dumbass?
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Zack: SHIT HEAD!
Eddie: BRUTE!
Zack: BRAT!
Eddie: BASTARD!
Gray: Will thou shut the FUCK UP???
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Rachel: What does that say, Zack? *points at the word who*
Zack: Whoua?
Rachel: No, what does that s a y, Zack.
Zack: *hard thinking*...W h o u a ?
Rachel: n O -
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Danny after getting stabbed for the 182828281919th time and surviving: Heyy!! 👁👅👁
Zack and Rachel:
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Eddie: *makes graves*
Shin: He got a point, he's an icon, he's a legend, and he is the moment. I mean, come on now.
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Cathy @ her prisoners: Some of ya'll are bout to be real mad at me. But it must be said. Some of ya'll is fat. and ugly. and unattractive. But that is okay.
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Eddie: Reason number 46 why you should let me kill you-
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Cathy: I finna whip this hoe. *STARTS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ZACK*
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Zack: I guess he was the one who banged my mom.
Rachel: . . .
Zack: . . .
Rachel: He shot your mom?
Zack: Ray, oh my God-
Rachel: GOD???
Zack: NO-
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Zack: *tries to attack Danny but misses cause he's hurt asf*
Danny: Who the fuck are you. Exactly, sit the fuck down. Stinky ass-
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Cathy, during Rachel's trial: Trust, you will be dealt with.
Eddie: Period, period.
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Zack: Are you fucking crazy?!
Rachel: *holds up her dead puppy* I mean, let me ask the audience-
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Eddie: Just say yes!
Rachel: If I say yes, Zack will never be able to make it out of here...
Eddie: Okay andddddd what do you want me to do about that?? 🤨
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Eddie: She's selfish, but she's so beautiful...she's a witch, of course-and she has blonde hair, anddd you know, she does her hair real nice, she stitches up her family, and she's just, y'know...she's cutesy!
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Police: I'm sorry to inform you, but your friend Lucy passed away last night.
Cathy: Oh, she passed away?
Police: Yes.
Cathy: Aw...awww...anyway-
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Eddie: Say yes!
Rachel: . . .
Eddie: ...honey, it's only awkward for you, not for me-
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Rachel, looking at the Zack simps: Rest In Peace for the chics that are dying to be me-
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Gray: Are you not a s h a m e d of yourself?
Rachel: . . .
Gray: Are you not embarrazzed, this is very embarrazzing-
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Eddie and Shin: *hiding to see who's messing up Eddie's graves*
