Wrong Attachment Received (Cliché)

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INBOX

Mea Rivera

Today
4:53 PM

Stanley
Are you free after work?

Mea
Bakit po, Sir?
May binigay na namang assignment si Sir III?

Stanley
Wala naman

Mea
Ah okay
Eh bakit po?

Stanley
Wala lang
I just want to eat outside

Mea
Wala kang friends, Boss?
Hahahaha charot

Stanley
My friends are all like me
So they're probably busy
with work or with their families
2 pm pa naman yung nagpa-sched ng meeting
tomorrow diba?

Mea
Yes, Boss
Di ka ba busy, ser?

Stanley
I can work at home
Wala pa naman akong hinahabol
na flight this month

Today
5:01 PM

Stanley
Mea?

Mea
G, Boss.
Sagot mo ba?

Stanley
Of course

Mea
Ayaw ko ng mahal ah
Baka nakakakonsensya kainin

Stanley
Okay
You pick where we eat

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Cirsten Azcona

Today
7:35 PM

Cirsten
Litol Stanley boyyy
Wru?

Stanley
Why?

Cirsten
Anong why 😤
I'm your sister and I'm just asking
Bawal?

Stanley
Flat. I'm sleeping.

Cirsten
Huh
YOU LIAR
You're not here because IM HERE 😡
What are you hiding!!!

Cirsten
Sabihin niyo na sakin ni Hans please huhu
I'm gonna die of curiosity 😔

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Mea Rivera

Today
8:02 PM

Stanley
Thanks for today

Mea
Nakauwi ka na Boss?

Stanley
Can you refer ro me as Stan?
It kinda feels like we're still at work when
you're calling me Boss or Boss Pards

Mea
Eh
Ang awkward kasi ser
Sa totoo lang mesyo awkward na nga
yung lumalabas tayo after work
Ano na lang sasabihin ng mga tao

Stanley
Why?
What are they saying?

Mea
Hindi siyempre wala namang magsasalita
kasi Evil Azcona ka nga e hahaha takot na lang
ng mga yon sayo
Nung may janitor sa office mo habang
nanonood tayong movie
Ayun ang ano
Parang hindi dapat ganun

Stanley
Hindi naman office hours
Hans hangs out with his employees often

Mea
E grupo kasi sila Boss
E tayo, dalawa lang
Nung sa binyagan naman kina Lex
wala namang issue kasi alam naman nilang
shenglot ka na talaga eh
E yung ngayon okay ka naman
Tapos assistant mo pa ako, baka kung
ano na lang isipin nung ibang tao
I mean okay boss ka naman
Azcona ka nga eh, wala naman silang
palag sayo pero hahaha wala ang awkward lang
minsan

Stanley
Are you not comfortable with me?

Mea
Hindi naman
Okay lang naman kaso yun nga ang weird
sa feeling kasi superior kita hahaha
Pero okay lang naman sakin na friends tayo
ganun keri lang naman

Stanley
Okay
I'll try not to bother you during weekdays
Thanks for telling me

Mea
Hala galit ka ba Stan?

Stanley
Of course not
By the way, wala namang mali
sa performance mo so you deserve
where you are right now
I'm saying that in case anyone tells
you something stupid

Stanley
But I really like spending
time with you

Stanley
So can I have your weekends?

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