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three gryffindorks and a sneck


weasley:
soooo SCHOOL IS STARTING SOON

mione:
YAY

potter:
ofc miones excited to go back

delilah:
im only excited to go back because i
get to see my friends

mione:
did u guys hear abt the new potions professor?

potter:
WAIT NO SNAPE

weasley:
YESSSSS

delilah:
calm down guys snape is still teaching

potter:
WHAT

weasley:
WHAT WOULD HE EVEN TEACH

mione:
remember professor lupin is taking a year
off teaching because they jus adopted gina

delilah:
yea the new potions professors name is horace
slughorn
snape will be teaching DADA

potter:
are u shitting me
WHY MY FAVORITE SUBJECT

weasley:
who tf is sluggyhorny

mione:
SLUGHORN ronald

weasley:
same thing

delilah:
he used to teach at hogwarts way back when
ol moldy voldy went there but then he stopped
but now hes back ig

potter:
im not over snape being the new DADA professor

weasley:
me either
are u guys going to diagon alley to get
ur supplies
maybe we can meet up then

mione:
yea im going on the 29th

potter:
i'll ask pads and moony but i can
probably go

delilah:
i would but the house elves already picked up
our supplies

weasley:
U HAVE UR HOUSE ELVES PICK THEM UP

delilah:
I KNOW I FEEL BAD BUT MY MOM INSISTS
ITS FINE
i give them flowers as a reward when they come
back and sneak them extra snacks late at night

potter:
i miss ur flowers (message not sent)

mione:
AW ok at least ur nice to them

delilah:
well duh they deserve basic human decency
dray is so rude to dobby honestly

potter:
well at least u dont have to walk all around diagon
alley

delilah:
ikr its v convenient
but i'll see u guys when we get back

mione:
yes we all better hang out asap once we get
back

weasley:
im excited for the food

mione:
ofc u are

delilah:
im excited to beat potter in quidditch again

potter:
wow
yk im captain this year

delilah:
aw how cute
so am i

potter:
ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
tbh what else was i expecting

weasley:
OFC THEY MADE U CAPTAIN

potter:
im trying to remain confident but im actually
scared shitless

delilah:
im FINALLY allowing girls on the team
and by that i mean allowing them on the
team without being a sexist prick

mione:
i was confident gryffindor was gonna win
this year but now im having doubts

potter:
HEY dont doubt my captaining abilities

mione:
harry im not doubting ur abilities as captain
but we all know lilah is insanely talented at it

delilah:
its ok potter
we wont make bets anymore

potter:
bc yk itll stress me out and u want to
be considerate😃

delilah:
bc ull be doing my DADA hw every time

potter:
ouch

delilah:
<33

weasley:
i love it here

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