I Can't Fix You (Discontinued!)

Prologue

It was around 11 or 12 pm and two teenagers, around the same age were together in the woods, armed with flashlights, cartoonish maps, and a camera.

They were on a mission, to sneak into the Fazbear and Friends' amusement park. They had a plan, it wasn't a good one, but a plan nonetheless.

Tommy flicked on his flashlight and let out a startled noise and dropped it to the ground. He had it pointed directly at his face and now his top-tier night vision had been ruined.

He grumbled as he felt around on the forest floor, finding and picking up the flashlight. He pointed it at his giggling friend with an annoyed look.

"Fuck you Tubbo! I didn't know it was pointed at me." He crossed his arms and waited for Tubbo to stop cackling at his misfortune. "Just turn on the camera, I need to do an intro." He sighed, brushing some dirt off of his shirt.

"On it big man!!" Tubbo said cheerfully as he clicked on the camera and pointed it at Tommy, signaling him to start.

Tommy shuffled his feet on the forest floor and held the flashlight under his face to illuminate it. Like he was telling spooky stories around a campfire.

"SUP! Tonight me and Tubbo-"

"Hi that's me-" Tubbo piped in.

"Be quiet Tubbo I'm not finished!!" Tommy shot back.

"Tonight me and Tubbo are here right outside Fazbear and Friends' amusement park in the woods! We're going to find the Blade him fuckin' self!! God, Tubbo can you imagine the girls I will get when I show people this recording?" He flashed a shit-eating grin.

"Psst, Tommy, tell them why we're going to see Technoblade," Tubbo whispered.

Tommy rolled his eyes. "Tubbo EVERYBODY knows about the story! But I'll tell it anyway," he reached in his pocket and pulled out a map of the park. He held it up to the camera and pointed at the water park section.

"This is Sleepy falls, one of the three sections of the amusement park. The coolest fuckin' part obviously. Anyone who says otherwise is a dumbass and a bitch." He grinned. "As the tale goes, a kid about our age named Ranboo ages and ages ago, like stone age shit."

"Like a year or two," Tubbo commented, causing another dramatic sigh from Tommy.

"But this kid got bit during his Techno birthday-bash or whatever the hell he had and died from it in the hospital. There's like NOTHING on this case cause the company paid everybody to keep their mouths shut about the situation! Everybody around here knows the story though, or a version of it. So we're gonna go see the robot himself! And prove we did with this vlog." He closed the map and motioned for Tubbo to stop the recording.

"We only need to record the cool bits, I don't wanna edit the boring shit."

Tubbo grabbed the map from Tommy and opened it up, pointing at a place in the woods a little outside the main plaza where it splits off into the three sections. "If we just head forward we should go right into the main area, we'll have to go past the night guard building but we'll avoid the cameras that would see us enter at the entrance."

Tommy leaned over Tubbos's shoulder and listened to what he explained. "We can head straight to Sleepy Falls from there, right? None of the boring robots 'n shit?"