Dear future boyfriend of my best friend,
Do not think that this conversation will be easy, it won't be. Because in your hand you hold the heart of the most important person in my life. And if you so much as squeeze it too hard I will find you, and you will feel pain ten hundred times more painful then what you inflicted on the heart itself.
Now this will not be like the conversation you had with her father, if anything it will be even more difficult (and I know how tough her dad is) because I know all her secrets. All her deepest thoughts.
When we were in our younger years I was the one she confided in and I know ever inch of her being, inside and out. And being the confidant is not a job that I will give away easily, if I give it up at all.
The girl you are involved with is unlike any other. And don't you dare treat her as anything but that. She holds the stars and all the universe in her soul and if she loves you enough she will let you into the galaxy that is her mind and don't you take those travels around our solar system for granted.
She is the type of person to fall too deeply way to fast. It is both a blessing and a curse. Blessing because when she talks about her newest obsession you can see the pure joy radiating from her being. A curse for the heart that is currently held in your palm gets hurt a little too often.
This girl is my best friend and I will give up my life just to show you how to protect her.
She is weird. She loves peanut butter and hates chocolate but yet she loves Reese's peanut butter cups because it is the perfect mixture of love and hate.
She is loud and competitive and that's ok (well except when the two of you are playing games at midnight and are trying to be quiet).
She hates being touched and she will punch you for touching her (she loves hugs though, which is kind of weird. She loves bed the thing she hates.)
You better love this girl for all the the above listed things.
Now if me cutting off your balls because you broke her heart (I will cut them off. I will go to jail for her.) is not enough reason to not kill her soul I have another.
Don't break her for her sake. She doesn't deserve heart break. If anyone's heart better break it will be yours. Because you were to heels over head in love with her and she could never love you as much as you loved her (even though she might say that she loves you more) because your love for her was so great that you would move mountains and even kill those who sass her (even though she could out sass anyone any day).
There is a soul in the girl you love and don't you ever dare try to hurt her or I will hurt you.
That is a promise.
I never break promises.
She knows that.
I hope this lets you know how special she is to me. She better be pretty darn special to you too, if not I'll tell her father (he's a good shot too)
Sincerely,
Your worst nightmare (her best friend)
Catherine.
