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"Sex?"
A cocky smile creeps its way to his lips as he faintly cocks a brow which didn't go unnoticed, needless to say.
"Well, I thought you'd never ask. Yes, of course." He sang.
Leaning back he goes into a thinking expression. "Let's see, oral, sixty-nine, mm foreplay, you like doggy? Cunnilingus-"
"Cunna-what? Your gender, 𝘴𝘪𝘳" The man was, as one would expect, a pervert.
"Ah, well, clearly a man."
She mumbled, '𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘺.'
"What was that?" The male obviously heard the woman but let it pass by. She shook her head instantly.
"Never mind me. Let's continue, 𝘔𝘳. 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬?"
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huehuehue
okay, uh
1. you came here.
2. this book has no smut :3
3. don't be dry pls :')
edited.
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Mr. Pervert || a pjm short story
Фанфик"Sex?" A creepy smirk crept its way on his lips. "Well, I thought you'd never ask, yes of course I would~" Leaning back he goes in a thinking pose. "Let's see, oral, sixty nine, you like doggy? Cunnilingus-" "Cunna-what? Your gender, 𝘴𝘪𝘳" "Ah, w...