"Sex?"
A creepy smirk crept its way on his lips.
"Well, I thought you'd never ask, yes of course I would~"
Leaning back he goes in a thinking pose. "Let's see, oral, sixty nine, you like doggy? Cunnilingus-"
"Cunna-what? Your gender, 𝘴𝘪𝘳"
"Ah, w...
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"JIMIN'S COMING?"
"Yeah, what's the big- oh, you hate him. Right."
"I don't hate him, I just don't necessarily, preferably, respectfully like him or his company."
"I can see you giving me that smile through the screen, don't. He's not that bad, give him a chance. Remember I was a pervert too."
"Still are one. Christ knows what's on that phone–"
"Hey, not the phone. It's only filled with my beautiful face, my phone case has it too."
"Ew, you self obsessed pervert. Where are you anyway?"
"Just parked in, come out in two or I'm leaving."
"Ugh, whatever. Wait up, I'm almost down." The automated voice boomed through the elevator as she stepped out.
She waltzed her way to his car, seating herself in the passenger's seat, giving him a look.
"I'm up here, you know."
He cleared his throat before fixing his tie, earning a disgusted expression from the woman.
"Were you dressing up while talking on the phone?"
"And?" She shrugged, retouching her eyelashes.
"Oh my God! You kinky little b–"
"Start driving before I swap your eyebrows with your thigh hair."
15 minutes later:
"Finally! We thought you were-"
"Mina!" Namjoon cut him off, pulling the woman in a big hug. Her eyebrows crossed at his weird act.
"We were what?" She asked.
"They made bets. They thought you two were fuc-"
"HIM?"
"HER? AND WHO THOUGHT I'D LET DOWN MY STANDARDS SO LOW?"
Both of them looked at each other, gagging away.
"Let's go."
They spent a few hours at a restaurant before going to a theater to watch a movie, then the seven spent time at an amusement park for three hours.
"Remember, you promised!" Mina yelled, tired.
"Okay, that's enough now. Let's go home. You guys too, tomorrow at the cafe. Keep the time in mind!" Jin carried her to his car, climbing in from the other side.
