human princess vampire prince arranged marriage

"I give my daughter Lucille to your son prince Matthew"

"Okay my friend I give my son Matthew to ye daughter princess Lucille"

When they turn 16 they will be married

Yes they will

Okay then its final the daughter is yours until they turn 16 or if my son waits till 17 then she lives with us a year until he or she is ready

Deal

Deal

And they both shook hands

Prince Matthew’s side

So I’m supposed to marry a girl I’ve never met before

Oh you met just when you were really little

Uh huh yea no I have a girl friend

You will marry this girl she’s more precious plus she don’t cheat

VIRONICA DOES NOT CHEAT

yes she does what don’t you get about that

Because I’ve never witnessed it until I do I will not marry her

So you’re saying if u do witness your little girl friend cheating on you then you’ll break up with her and marry the other girl

Yes

Okay it’s a deal

Huh

Go over her house and witness it yourself

she’s not a cheater

Go over

No

Are you scared?

No

Then go over

UGH FINE

5 minutes later he’s at veronica’s house

In his head sneak in

Ugh mom no

Sneak in

Ugh why

Just do it and you’ll witness it

Fine fine fine

he climbed a vine leading to her parents room her room is just across from there’s walked over there opened the door slowly and saw it for himself veronica sleeping with his so called best friend they turn around

OMG MATTHEW

What the hell you (pointing to veronica) are supposed to be my girlfriend

And you (pointing to his so called best friend) are supposed to be my best friend

They said at the same time I know but we love each other

UGH

What they said

Now I’m going to have to marry that one girl

WHAT YOU HAVE A NEW GIRL FRIEND ALREADY

No my mom and dad decided when I was little to do an arrange marriage with this human girl

What the fuck they said

Tell me about it

Well I’m really sorry Matthew

 Its fine I knew you guys were mates anyhow and I knew you would do this at some point anyhow

You did