Authors Note: please don't take this seriously. I made this x reader for a joke and this is my first fanfic so it might sound stupid.
Word count:614You got to school early just to see your crush Shrek. Every time you see him with his long ears and green face you just can't stop blushing. Today was the day, the day you confess your love to Shrek. You were nervous but you kept cool until the end of the day.
The end of the day
The day ended really quickly and now its time for you confess to Shrek. You headed to his locker and put a note saying to meet him at the park near the school, but what you didn't know was that there was someone who was gonna confess to Shrek to...Y/n's POV
"I can't wait anymore, ugh why do those these things need to happen. I should just go home and just do this another time, but I put the note in his locker already. I don't want him to think I set him up..." you sighed and thought.Once you got to the park you saw this girl talking to Shrek. Your jealousy won't leave you alone so you went and hid behind some bushes and listened to their conversation.
Random girl
"Shrek I have something to confess to you... I love you. Like a lot. I hope you feel the same way for me..." the girl claimed. The random girl looked the other way with a big red blush on her face.Shrek
"Oh. You do? Sorry (random girls name) but I like someone else. Please go find someone else that would make you happy."Y/n's POV
I sighed of relief that Shrek doesn't like that girl but now the problem is he likes someone which is getting on my nerves. I got out the bushes and came back after the girl left. It was time. Finally, after 3 months having a crush on Shrek you can now tell him how you feel.Y/n
"Hey Shrek. I see you found my letter..."Shrek
"Oh yea. Anyway... what did you want to tell me anyway?Y/n
"I wanted to tell you something and I couldn't hold it for much longer... I love you Shrek.Their was silence for a few seconds...
Y/n
"It's oky if you don't like me back, I just wanted to get this off my-Shrek kissed y/n. His eyes were closed and he was holding their waist. While he was kissing you passionately. You were shocked. You couldn't believe that Shrek is kissing you. You closed your eyes and placed your hands on the side of his face.!After a few seconds both their lips part ways to get air. You were blushing so much that Shrek smirked.
Shrek
"Yes I love you too y/n. I love you so much and I wanted to confess my feelings for you but I was nervous. I thought you won't love me back..."Y/n
"Of course I would love you."You hugged Shrek and he hugged you back. That was the day your crush is now your Boyfriend...
The thought of Shrek liking someone else went away knowing that Shrek loved you...
Authors note:Hey guys so you finished this chapter and I would like to let you know that request are open. Request anything about Shrek x y/n. Fluff, lemon,smut. Btw idk much about the lovey sex stuff but I would try and make that happen just let me know:) Also thank you for reading my book! This is a joke but this is funny to do!
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• I love you Shrek! Shrek x reader•
FanfictionIt all started with you coming late to class. Did you just find the mans of your dreams? These are all jokes and games. Don't take this story seriously please. Btw when I mean school I mean college sex ig🕳🚶