Five Nights At Freddy's One Shots!

ROBO DINO VS. BALLOON BOY!!!!!!!

Two things before I unleash total derpy mayhem

One; This is a skit, not  a One Shot.

Two; This is the first and last time I EVER do this, it's super retarded..

So to clarify.

Please skip this is you don't want to break you brain-

*ERROR, INCORRECT CODE*

"Oh come on!"

..

Sigh. "Now I have to narrate.."

You slammed your fist on the desk, your scrawny little T-rex arms were no match for powerful desk sensei. You threw a fit and opened the door.

"That's it!" You yelled to the empty halls.

"I'm done!"

You walked down the hall, walking into the kitchen you heard a soft melodic tune strumming. It reeked in there and you walked out quickly.  Running don the hall you nearly trampled Foxy, almost crushed Chica and crushed Freddy's hat.

You walked straight to the doors, they wouldn't budge and you kicked them open when you heard a really annoying giggle.

"Balloon. Boy."

You raised a scrawny robo fist at the animatronic challenging for a fight. He snickered and twirled his stupid sign.

"(F/N)." He mocked your tone making you growl.

"What are you doing here Balloon Boy?" You growled ready to rip him apart.

"Oh you know, making sure the stupid guard doesn't do anything stupid." He laughed.

It wasn't that funny.

Seriously.

"That wasn't funny." You scoffed and he glared.

"I'm funny!" He barked.

"Yeah, to look at." You snickered and he glared menicingly. You ducked before the signn could hit you and roared.

"What's wrong with you!?" You yelled and turned to see him gone. You gave chase at the sound of a faint giggle. You walked up the left hall. You looked through the window of the office and saw Foxy on the other side looking in with a really confused face. You rolled your eyes when suddenly Chica appeared next to you. You held up a hand.

"Not now, you can kill me later."

She nodded and walked off as you looked in the office to see Balloon boy sitting in your chair with his rusty metal feet all over your desk. You growled and yelled.

"Open this door!"

He laughed pretending he couldn't here you and messed with your MP3 player in your bag. You started throwing a fit and slamming the door, oil was spilling out your arm as you pried open the door. Balloon Boy slammed his fist on the button and the door slammed to a close..

On your hands.

You yelled and ripped open the door with your iron jaw. Balloon Boy screamed in terror.

He screamed like a girl.

It was adorablely pathetic.

You kept the door pried open as you stepped inside, it jammed, some oil spilling from the sides. You roared at Balloon Boy, the wind blowing his hat off and knocking his balloon out his hand. He screamed and ran off. You gave chase yet again but tripped over a wire Bonnie had placed out in the hall.

"Oof!" You yelped and went to get up when you sa Bonnie kneel in front of you.

"That's what you get for breaking my guitar!" He pouted and ran off.

God he's emo sometimes.

You got up wondering where Balloon Boy was. You looked around when you heard a cry from the floor. Looking down you lifted one of your large rather lethal taloned feet to see Balloon Boy-or should you say..

Balloon cake.

He was as flat as a pancake, almost in an ironic animated way. You laughed and walked off whistling before throwing on some-

MLG MASTER COOL BOSS SHADES.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

I mean it would only be appropriate considering you're an-

AWESOME ROBO DINOSUARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Hecks yeah.

ROBO DINO-1

BB-0

Sigh "What did I tell you? Brain broken yet?"

"No? Okay how about I just go ahead and-"

(F/N):"No!"

Me: "What?"

(F/N) "You're not breaking the fourth wall!"

Me: "Wha-why!?"

(F/N) "Because I just did.."

Me: (-.-\) "Seriously?"

(F/N) "Yes, I , your reader just broke your fourth wall-LIKE A BOSS."

Me: "Or do you mean.."

Both: "LIKE A ROBO DINOSUAR!"

Me: :D "YESH."

But seriously you might want to see a doctor, just tell them A sent ya. They'll understand-they'll be annoyed-! But, they'll understand.