wiping the sweat off his upperhead he sprinted quickly, bernard was running from authorities. he had got in trouble since he blew up another nursery and called it late term abortion.
he slowed down and hid behind a large clump of leaves that seemed to form a small cave. while he rested his back on the end of the cave he felt himself falling backwards and crash into a pile of leaves.
well this is just great
he thought as he jumped up from the leaves and dusted off his pants.rapunzel had been startled by the sudden noise outside. she stood up and her FAT ASS CHEEKS made a smacking sound, she saw a mildly attractive middle age man in her front yard. she was already ready for him and got her grip on her frying pan.
as bernard slowly climbed his way up the staggering tower he saw an almost glowing young girl in the window peeking down at him.
once he had made his way up the tower and thrown himself into the large room his head had came in contact with a hard surface and he quickly got knocked outrapunzel didnt know what to do with the mans body so she shoved him into a closet nearby and hoped for the best.