He has no idea

One sweet Sunday morning, Monika went grocery shopping at a very overpriced Aussie supermarket called IGA. She was bummed out at the chocolate prices but one thing caught her eye. It was a tall curly haired gopnik with a name tag that said Donny. Monika's eyes lit up and her mouth started drooling. He walked up to her and said "do you need any help?". Monika stuttered because she's never had such a sexy gopnik approach her like that before. She said "I am all good, thanks". He smiled and walked away gracefully. His feet were stomping away loudly in his size 13 black adidas shoes. She thought to herself "wow" and just stood there staring into space thinking about that gopnik. Later that evening, Monika told her friend Mao about Donny. Mao wanted to set her friend Monika up with Donny so she came up with a plan. She decided to write Donny a little note. Then Mao travelled all the way to that IGA and slipped that note into Donny's ass pocket. He was wearing black adidas cargo pants. In fact: he was wearing head to toe adidas.