Oumota- Youre a fucking cat

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[n/a: Personally, i dont like this ship, but i got it on a roll so i gotta do it anyway. If you like it tho, thats okay :D]

So kaito was just vibing because vibing is cool and hes cool and stuff, when sudden
cockitchy said 'nya'
"what are you, a fucking at" kaito asked

"yes."
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"ok so youre a cat now i guess. reach for the stars and shit" said space man. he reafhe down and pet cat ebcause you pet cats and you pet boyfriends. So yes thats what he did beccause thats what he likes to do all the time. 

Koki o purrrrrrr yummy. Kaito bluhf ed

"why you make that moise" kaito said

"Im a cat nya uwu owo uwu owo im a cat" kokhiv caist

"oh yeah i forgot about that"

"baka"

"what"

"u r a baka, kai-chan. Baka baka baka"

"oh okay nice"
kaite pated the other because affection and then he rabbed ouma with concent because consent is sexy idk lol im not into nonconcenstial shit fuck you

"you are going to give me bug hug"

"NOOOOOOO :((((("

"yes"

"ok"

So they hugged and loved each other and kissed idk what kind of lvvoe people feel or whatever yes. They didnt sleep because yknow people never o that anyway because sleep is for the weak so kokichi slept lol cause hes a cat and a pissbaby l m a o

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⏰ Last updated: May 04, 2021 ⏰

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