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matt.isnt_myname

obviously the best words ever said were
be gay do crime

dxnt_be.a.hoekki commented on your post

'someone commented?
i should probably check what they said
right?'

dxnt_be.a.hoekki: woah there ill do you one better be crime do gay
matt.isnt_myname: you right you right
dxnt_be.a.hoekki: ofc im right im gay
dxnt_be.a.hoekki: oh and youre pretty
cool
matt.isnt_myname: thanks 🕴
dxnt_be.a.hoekki: 😩😩

dxnt_be.a.hoekki started following you

'doesnt that mean he wasnt following
me before he commented?
how did he even find my account
though he is interesting'

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
how gay do you have to be to fall for a gay

matt.isnt_myname:
you have to have
the big gay

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
good answer

matt.isnt_myname:
okay but who are you

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
i am your new annoying
annoying random person
who texted you

matt.isnt_myname:
oh wonderful to meet you
annoying random person
who texted me

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
i have another question

matt.isnt_myname:
okay

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
do you like 2000's music

matt.isnt_myname:
obviously
who doesnt

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
some popular kid
at my school💔

matt.isnt_myname:
w h o -

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
do you want his @ or-

matt.isnt_myname:
obviously i gonna subtlety tell him to rethink his choices

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
here it is @Oi.KawaBabe

matt.isnt_myname:
bruh is that fr his user?

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
bro it really is his user

matt.isnt_myname:
why
for what purpose⁉️

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
i dont know‼️

Matt.isnt_myname:
he needs to fix it✋

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
you tell him 💀

Matt.isnt_myname:
okay shawty ill brb 🤺
wait am i allowed to fuck with them

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
IF YOU WNAT ??

Matt.isnt_myname:
GiB NAME

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
WHISE

Matt.isnt_myname:
WDUKM

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
WHISEBNMAE

Matt.isnt_myname:
BRUH

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
IM A DUMBADS OKAY HOS3 MAME DO YOU WNAT

Matt.isnt_myname:
YOURS

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
WHAT IF Y9URE AN OLD MAN

Matt.isnt_myname:
IM NOT AN OLD MAN WHAT TE FAWK

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
HOW AM I SUPPOW TL KNOW TAHT

Matt.isnt_myname:
IM NO5 ANN OLF MAN SIT GIVE YOURBGAMR

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
JUST CALP ME HANAMAKI

Matt.isnt_myname:
BRO TAHTS DO PONH
LONY
LONG
TAHTS WHAT SHE SAID

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
HOW AM I SUPPOST TO CHANGE THAT ITS MY NANR

Matt.isnt_myname:
I CHANGEF MY MIND NO GUCKINGW ITH HIM YET

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
BRUH

Matt.isnt_myname:
JEIGRIGIWI

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
JFJWKGOEOYI

Matt.isnt_myname:
anYGAYS

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
yEaHhHh

Matt.isnt_myname:
brb watching someone
get scared as fuck

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
what

Matt.isnt_myname:
my friend is playing
fnaf vr

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
yo which one

Matt.isnt_myname:
fuck if i know
i think its uhh
the second one?

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
oH

Matt.isnt_myname:
i think his friend is coming over soon
but they act like a couple
i dont wanna be a third wheel
save me pls


dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
i cant i have class

Matt.isnt_myname:
highschool right?

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
nah
collage

Matt.isnt_myname:
oh me too

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
for some reason i dont believe you

Matt.isnt_myname:
but im not lying💔

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
give proof

Matt.isnt_myname:
hOW DO I GIVE PROOF THATIM IN CALLAGE

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
LIKE YOUR MAJOR OR SUM SHIT
IDFK??

Matt.isnt_myname:
what if thats too much info 🕴

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
its less then what collage
you go to

Matt.isnt_myname:
you right
but you'll have to find out

dxnt_be.a.hoekki:
come on-

Matt.isnt_myname:
🕺🏻

•••••

hello everyone! this is a new book I'm posting early for Oikawa's birthday.
beware that it's still in the works and updates will most likely not happen till I finish more chapters.

- Mel

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